Supreme Court Justice Clarance Thomas Declares He’s Now a Female

[Weatherman2020]

Sorry Kamala, you’re too late.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Again, you righties need a refresher course in what constitutes satire.

 

[Darkwind]

Again, you righties need a refresher course in what constitutes satire.

Not from you humorless nutjobs we don't.

 

[Weatherman2020]

Again, you righties need a refresher course in what constitutes satire.

Yeah, too close to the insanity of Leftardism to be satire.

 

[JGalt]

Again, you righties need a refresher course in what constitutes satire.

Satire is anything that makes the left look as stupid as they really are, and that's getting easier every day.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Satire is anything that makes the left look as stupid as they really are, and that's getting easier every day.

That's not satire. That's just political bias.

 

[daveman]

Again, you righties need a refresher course in what constitutes satire.

You know it's not just bad TRUMP = HITLER photoshops, right?

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

You know it's not just bad TRUMP = HITLER photoshops, right?

Having never posted one, I wouldn't know. I take a dim view of anyone who uses the Nazi moniker. We have a few of them on this board. That's not satire either.

 

[JGalt]

That's not satire. That's just political bias.

Why shouldn't I be biased? Do you really think the Democrat Party has in their hearts my best interests and the best interests of the freedom, liberty, equality, security, and sovereignty of this country? That's bullshit. You and I both know that's not true. When you fling the borders of this country wide open and allow anyone and everyone to invade this county, you're doing nothing other than setting yourself up for a big problem.

When you restrict our own energy independence while at the same time, sanctifying our enemy's energy production, you're just fucking yourselves.

When you try to pass legislation that further cements you firmly in power, even though members of your own party vote against it, it's not "bias" to disagree with you.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Why shouldn't I be biased? Do you really think the Democrat Party has in their hearts my best interests and the best interests of the freedom, liberty, equality, security, and sovereignty of this country? That's bullshit. You and I both know that's not true. When you fling the borders of this country wide open and allow anyone and everyone to invade this county, you're doing nothing other than setting yourself up for a big problem.

When you restrict our own energy independence while at the same time, sanctifying our enemy's energy production, you're just fucking yourselves.

When you try to pass legislation that further cements you firmly in power, even though members of your own party vote against it, it's not "bias" to disagree with you.

Bias in the way you present it is not satire.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Why shouldn't I be biased? Do you really think the Democrat Party has in their hearts my best interests and the best interests of the freedom, liberty, equality, security, and sovereignty of this country? That's bullshit. You and I both know that's not true. When you fling the borders of this country wide open and allow anyone and everyone to invade this county, you're doing nothing other than setting yourself up for a big problem.

When you restrict our own energy independence while at the same time, sanctifying our enemy's energy production, you're just fucking yourselves.

When you try to pass legislation that further cements you firmly in power, even though members of your own party vote against it, it's not "bias" to disagree with you.

THIS is satire.

Biden Vows That If Russia Invades Ukraine, U.S. Will Invade One Country Of Equivalent Value

WASHINGTON—Condemning Putin’s actions across the region in the strongest possible terms, President Joe Biden vowed Monday that if Russia invaded Ukraine, the United States would invade one country of equivalent value. “Should Russia attempt any incursion on Ukraine, the U.S. will not stand down...

www.theonion.com

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

Or this...and I personally don't think brussel sprouts are the least favorite vegetable. Could be an orangy sweet potato.

Joe Biden Beats Out Brussels Sprouts For America's Least Favorite Vegetable

U.S.—A new Gallup Poll shows President Biden beating out the infamous Brussels Sprout for America's least favorite vegetable. The poll, partially conducted as a survey for TV's Family Feud, has been criticized by the Biden administration as "unfair."

babylonbee.com

 

[Meister]

Again, you righties need a refresher course in what constitutes satire.

It's too close to the truth, isn't it?
Thomas could identify as a female and you lefties would just have to suck it up.

 

[Weatherman2020]

That's not satire. That's just political bias.

Are you a transphobe?
Clarance says he’ll be a Native American next month.

Sorry, Elizabeth.

 

[BULLDOG]

It's too close to the truth, isn't it?
Thomas could identify as a female and you lefties would just have to suck it up.

Not surprising. Thomas has been trying to present himself as a non-partisan justice for a long time, but he hasn't been able to pull that off either.

 

[Meister]

Not surprising. Thomas has been trying to present himself as a non-partisan justice for a long time, but he hasn't been able to pull that off either.

Yeah, he and Sotomayor have been trying for years

 

[Weatherman2020]

Not surprising. Thomas has been trying to present himself as a non-partisan justice for a long time, but he hasn't been able to pull that off either.

If only he was non partisan like your hero Ginsberg!

 

[BULLDOG]

Yeah, he and Sotomayor have been trying for years

Sotomayor's spouse never endorsed the 1/6 coup attempt and expressed her love for the attackers in a tweet. Sotomayor's spouse was never a speaker at or member of any fringe right wing nutbag groups either. Thomas's spouse did.

 

[lantern2814]

Sotomayor's spouse never endorsed the 1/6 coup attempt and expressed her love for the attackers in a tweet. Sotomayor's spouse was never a speaker at or member of any fringe right wing nutbag groups either. Thomas's spouse did.

Sotomayor just spread a bunch of lies and misinformation while OSHA and Xiden got their vax mandates shot down. So there’s that.

 

[BULLDOG]