Stupid Random facebook statuses

[Smilebong]

I am so tired of it.


Here is one I saw today:

"I picked 2 strawberries today."


WTF?

 

[Mad Scientist]

"I picked 2 strawberries today."

With probably 37 "likes".

 

[April]

But, those strawberries are a significant part of the persons day...it's important to relay the importance of picking strawberries to the people of FB.

 

[Smilebong]

"Just had my first cup of coffee."


Whoop de-friggin doo.

 

[Mr. H.]

Aren't you supposed to be monitoring thousands of workers across the country?

 

[Smilebong]

Aren't you supposed to be monitoring thousands of workers across the country?

I can do both.


You think I am not really doing that, don't you?

This is a picture of where I am.

 

[Mr. H.]

I think I see my name on the far right top screen.
Can I take lunch early tomorrow?

 

[Noomi]

I hate the ones who take pictures of their food. I don't care what you ate for breakfast!

And the hashtags. Facebook is not fucking Twitter!

 

[Mr. H.]

I hate the ones who take pictures of their food. I don't care what you ate for breakfast!

And the hashtags. Facebook is not fucking Twitter!

LOL I'm one of those food picture freaks.

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

I hate it when people keep changing their profile pictures. And when they do they get a bunch of Likes. And their friends post comments about how pretty they are...but they're actually butt ugly.

Oh, and everybody has to be looking all wide-eyed or pouty-lipped in their profile pictures, like they think they're sooo sexy...but they're not. Good grief.

 

[Noomi]

^its the fish face. I can't stand it.

My cousin puts up stupid status's about ten times a day. Yesterday he said 'Here's a view from up top' and posted a picture of his feet.

Idiot.