Let's hear the funny stories of either yourself as a kid, or your kids, or even ones that you don't know, but see in stores, etc. I was at the Mall of America last year with my hubby and our friends Michelle & Nate, and their then-3yr old son Caleb. We were walking around the mall, and Nate, being the odd-duck that he is, would just blurt out random lines from various Christmas songs. He wouldn't sing the whole song, just a line or 2. And at random. Caleb, being a typical 3-yr old human parrot, would try to mimic what Nate sang. Nate then sang a line from "I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas", which was the line "'cuz somebody snitched on me". Caleb tried to repeat Nate again, but instead of "cuz somebody snitched on me", his 3 yr old articulation blurted out, pretty loudly "cuz somebody shit on me"-which also echoed in the area we were in. He didn't mean to say it that way, but it was still funny. Me and my hubby, and Nate were just rolling, and Michelle was mortified, because some women looked at her funny when Caleb said that. She quickly tried to explain to the women what he MEANT to sing, or was trying to. I don't know that they were convinced though. We still sing that line to each other, as a gag.