Discussion in 'Humor' started by Sandy73, Mar 19, 2004.

  1. Sandy73

    Sandy73 Guest

    Little David was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
    > children what their fathers did for a living.
    > All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor,
    > etc.
    > David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him
    > about his father.
    > "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his
    > clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear.
    > Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy
    > and make love with him for money. The teacher, obviously shaken by this
    > statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and
    > took
    > little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
    > "No," said David,
    > "He works for the Democratic National Committee, but I was too
    > embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.":D :D :D

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