Little David was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the > children what their fathers did for a living. > All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, > etc. > David was being uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him > about his father. > "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his > clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. > Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy > and make love with him for money. The teacher, obviously shaken by this > statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and > took > little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" > "No," said David, > "He works for the Democratic National Committee, but I was too > embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."