Stormy's memoir isn't due out until October 2nd - But I have excepts!

[DrLove]

If you are eating lunch right now, bookmark and return later

Whenever she saw him on TV for years afterward, she’d say to herself: “I had sex with that … Eech.”

In her book, Daniels also delivers a below-the-belt blow to the size-obsessed Trump, describing his genitals in lurid detail. She says his penis is “smaller than average,” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels claims. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" [below ] …

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” Daniels continues.​

https://nypost.com/2018/09/18/stormy-says-trump-offered-to-help-her-cheat-on-the-apprentice/

 

[Indeependent]

I have a Storm between my thighs!
Societal approval of slut hood.

 

[MarcATL]

I'm listening to a live YouTuber who just read the excerpts on air.

Trump gon' be MAAAAD!!!

#LOLGOP

 

[chops_]

Wasn't there a porn movie/video entitled: A "Storm-y" Is Brewing?

If not, there should have been.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I have a Storm between my thighs!
Societal approval of slut hood.

Oh come on, everyone believes a whore

 

[Intolerant]

She’s about the only woman a semi truck can turn around in.

 

[Indeependent]

I'm listening to a live YouTuber who just read the excerpts on air.

Trump gon' be MAAAAD!!!

#LOLGOP

It’s self-hating White Guy with the ugly Black girlfriend!

 

[SassyIrishLass]

She’s about the only woman a semi truck can turn around in.

HALP!!! I've fallen into Stormy and I can't get out!!!!!

Oh look there is a Volkswagen Beetle

 

[ph3iron]

I have a Storm between my thighs!
Societal approval of slut hood.

Dream on old white fart

 

[DrLove]

I'm listening to a live YouTuber who just read the excerpts on air.

Trump gon' be MAAAAD!!!

#LOLGOP

At this moment, no doubt instructing Rudy to "SUE THAT B!"

 

[CrusaderFrank]

If you are eating lunch right now, bookmark and return later

Whenever she saw him on TV for years afterward, she’d say to herself: “I had sex with that … Eech.”

In her book, Daniels also delivers a below-the-belt blow to the size-obsessed Trump, describing his genitals in lurid detail. She says his penis is “smaller than average,” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels claims. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" [below ] …

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” Daniels continues.​

https://nypost.com/2018/09/18/stormy-says-trump-offered-to-help-her-cheat-on-the-apprentice/

What does this have to do with the charges of sexual misconduct against you?????

 

[Indeependent]

I have a Storm between my thighs!
Societal approval of slut hood.

Dream on old white fart

On which tier of witless do you reside?

 

[Pogo]

If you are eating lunch right now, bookmark and return later

Whenever she saw him on TV for years afterward, she’d say to herself: “I had sex with that … Eech.”​

​

That's what America is saying right now. I believe it's called "buyer's remorse".

 

[Pogo]

Wasn't there a porn movie/video entitled: A "Storm-y" Is Brewing?

If not, there should have been.

How did you get registered with those characters?

Damn, I want me some runic hieroglyphics too.

 

[ph3iron]

If you are eating lunch right now, bookmark and return later

Whenever she saw him on TV for years afterward, she’d say to herself: “I had sex with that … Eech.”

In her book, Daniels also delivers a below-the-belt blow to the size-obsessed Trump, describing his genitals in lurid detail. She says his penis is “smaller than average,” but “not freakishly small.”

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels claims. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool…

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" [below ] …

“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” Daniels continues.​

https://nypost.com/2018/09/18/stormy-says-trump-offered-to-help-her-cheat-on-the-apprentice/

And so does the ROW

 

[DrLove]

I have a Storm between my thighs!
Societal approval of slut hood.

Oh come on, everyone believes a whore

Porn stars technically are not whores - But yes, more believe Stormy than your Orange Clown.

In total, 34% said they believe Daniels, according to the poll. 30% said they believed Trump, 30% said they don't believe either of them and 6% said they're both "equally trustworthy."

Americans believe Stormy Daniels more than Donald Trump, poll says

 

[Indeependent]

I have a Storm between my thighs!
Societal approval of slut hood.

Oh come on, everyone believes a whore

Porn stars technically are not whores - But yes, more believe Stormy than your Orange Clown.

In total, 34% said they believe Daniels, according to the poll. 30% said they believed Trump, 30% said they don't believe either of them and 6% said they're both "equally trustworthy."

Americans believe Stormy Daniels more than Donald Trump, poll says

Porn stars are not whores!
Oh my!

 

[ph3iron]

I have a Storm between my thighs!
Societal approval of slut hood.

Dream on old white fart

On which tier of witless do you reside?

Marx?

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I have a Storm between my thighs!
Societal approval of slut hood.

Oh come on, everyone believes a whore

Porn stars technically are not whores - But yes, more believe Stormy than your Orange Clown.

In total, 34% said they believe Daniels, according to the poll. 30% said they believed Trump, 30% said they don't believe either of them and 6% said they're both "equally trustworthy."

Americans believe Stormy Daniels more than Donald Trump, poll says

Yeah they are, dumbass.

 

[Indeependent]

I have a Storm between my thighs!
Societal approval of slut hood.

Dream on old white fart

On which tier of witless do you reside?

Marx?

You missed the Marx on that one.