Stormy Daniels's Detailed Description of Donald Trump's Penis Explains a Lot

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This revelation is sure to piss Donald off.

Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump's Penis Looks Like a Mushroom In New Book

The Guardian obtained a copy of the yet-to-be released book, Full Disclosure, in which she describes their sexual interactions in unfortunate, but politically important detail. His penis is shaped like a toadstool.

She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small."
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool...""I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..."It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."
 
This prurient, puritanical streak in Democrats is very pre-enlightenment ...

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This revelation is sure to piss Donald off.

Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump's Penis Looks Like a Mushroom In New Book

The Guardian obtained a copy of the yet-to-be released book, Full Disclosure, in which she describes their sexual interactions in unfortunate, but politically important detail. His penis is shaped like a toadstool.

She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small."
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool...""I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..."It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."
You’re just jealous.
 
TMI. Now I think I will go and barf up my breakfast with stomach lining.
 
This revelation is sure to piss Donald off.

Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump's Penis Looks Like a Mushroom In New Book

The Guardian obtained a copy of the yet-to-be released book, Full Disclosure, in which she describes their sexual interactions in unfortunate, but politically important detail. His penis is shaped like a toadstool.

She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small."
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool...""I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..."It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."

Great, just what we needed to know.

What does "Like a toadstool" mean?
 
This prurient, puritanical streak in Democrats is very pre-enlightenment

Hey, I have no problem with Trump banging as many porn stars as he wants. Fuck, if I had a billion dollars, that's probably what I would do.

I just wouldn't try to pass myself off the next day as the leader of the Party of Family Values like he does.

I've been a Republican all my adult life and I've never considered myself a member of a 'Family Values' party.
 
I've been a Republican all my adult life and I've never considered myself a member of a 'Family Values' party.

I'm sure you don't.

But if the GOP were only made up of the "Selfish Assholes" party, they would only get about 10% of the vote.

The only way they get stupid people voting against their own economic interests is by appealing to their religious stupidity.
 
No, by promising them a larger chunk of your working neighbor's paycheck

again, I think the Republicans need to totally run on that.

They should run on abolishing all the welfare programs like Social Security, Unemployment Insurance, Medicare and Veteran's Benefits.

Come on, guys, totally do it. Those programs eat up more of your neighbor's paycheck than a pittance like SNAP or TANF.
 
This revelation is sure to piss Donald off.

Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump's Penis Looks Like a Mushroom In New Book

The Guardian obtained a copy of the yet-to-be released book, Full Disclosure, in which she describes their sexual interactions in unfortunate, but politically important detail. His penis is shaped like a toadstool.

She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small."
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool...""I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..."It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."
I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..."It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."
ROFLMFAO

Clearly, none of that shit matter, money is money
 

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