This revelation is sure to piss Donald off. Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump's Penis Looks Like a Mushroom In New Book The Guardian obtained a copy of the yet-to-be released book, Full Disclosure, in which she describes their sexual interactions in unfortunate, but politically important detail. His penis is shaped like a toadstool. She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small." "He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool...""I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..."It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."