Stormy Daniels's Detailed Description of Donald Trump's Penis Explains a Lot

This revelation is sure to piss Donald off.

Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump's Penis Looks Like a Mushroom In New Book

The Guardian obtained a copy of the yet-to-be released book, Full Disclosure, in which she describes their sexual interactions in unfortunate, but politically important detail. His penis is shaped like a toadstool.

She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small."
"He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool...""I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..."It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."

 

We just sink lower every day.

 

This prurient, puritanical streak in Democrats is very pre-enlightenment ...

 

You’re just jealous.

 

I'm pretty certain men would have to strap a 2x4 to their ass to prevent falling in that slut.

 

TMI. Now I think I will go and barf up my breakfast with stomach lining.

 

I don't think too much of her myself, but what she says has checked out so far. How do you explain that?

 

Great, just what we needed to know.

What does "Like a toadstool" mean?

 

Stormy Mac is upset that Stormy Daniels has broken bad.