Stormy Daniels's Detailed Description of Donald Trump's Penis Explains a Lot

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    This revelation is sure to piss Donald off.

    Stormy Daniels Says Donald Trump's Penis Looks Like a Mushroom In New Book

    The Guardian obtained a copy of the yet-to-be released book, Full Disclosure, in which she describes their sexual interactions in unfortunate, but politically important detail. His penis is shaped like a toadstool.

    She describes Trump's penis as "smaller than average" but "not freakishly small."
    "He knows he has an unusual penis," Daniels writes. "It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool...""I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart..."It may have been the least impressive sex I'd ever had, but clearly, he didn't share that opinion."
     
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    We just sink lower every day.
     
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    This prurient, puritanical streak in Democrats is very pre-enlightenment ...

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    You’re just jealous.
     
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    I'm pretty certain men would have to strap a 2x4 to their ass to prevent falling in that slut.
     
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    TMI. Now I think I will go and barf up my breakfast with stomach lining.
     
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    I don't think too much of her myself, but what she says has checked out so far. How do you explain that?
     
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    Great, just what we needed to know.

    What does "Like a toadstool" mean?
     
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    Stormy Mac is upset that Stormy Daniels has broken bad.
     

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