She was Soooooooo Blonde

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    She was Soooooooo Blonde

    She thought a quarterback was a refund.

    · She thought General Motors was in the army.

    · She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

    · She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

    * At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

    She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

    She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    · She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

    * Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

    She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

    She tripped over a cordless phone.

    · She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

    · She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

    * She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

    She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

    She studied for a blood test.

    · She sold the car for gas money.

    · When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

    * When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

    She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

    When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

    · She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

    · She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

    * She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

    AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

    She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

    She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
     
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
     
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    Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh, Manu. Since I am not PC, I loooovvvvve blonde jokes. :)
     
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    Very funny!
     

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