Saint Bernard Condemns 'Morning After' Dog Biscuit

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    Employing some of his most conservative rhetoric to date, Saint Bailey Bernard of Holy Southern Shepherd Church released a statement regarding the controversial ‘Morning After’ dog biscuit.

    “Let’s just call it what it is,” said CPOA volunteer, Beasley Bordeaux, “an abortion treat for loose mutts with no moral conscience.”

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    Get these damn dogs to use condoms..
     
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    ^^not sure if that's possible but worth a shot I guess as a novelty item ;)
     
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    They have a morning after pill for humans, why not dogs? Is it immoral?
     
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    Idiots. Why can't the dogs just abstain until they are married?
     
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