Saddam Husseins Chauffer

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    Saddam is riding in his limo in the Iraqi countryside when there is a sudden bump and the limo stops. The chauffer gets out, walks around the car and reports to Saddam:
    "I just killed a pig. I think it came from that peasant's hut by the road."
    So Saddam tells him to go and tell the peasant that he is Saddam Hussein's chauffer and that he just killed the pig and that the peasant must be happy because it really is a big honor, to have a pig killed by the president's limo.
    The chauffer goes inside the hut and disappears. About an hour later he returns very drunk, smoking a cigar, and looking extremely happy.
    "What happened there?" asks Saddam.
    "I went inside, I said what you told me to say, and the peasant hugged me and thanked me, and threw a party in my honor and gave me this cigar."
    "And what exactly did you tell him?"
    "I said 'I'm Saddam Hussein's chauffer and I just killed the pig!"
     
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    ahhahaahha, I just read that one the other day! ;)
     
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    (hehehehehe)...I wonder where that guy is..and what's he thinking..maybe just trying to stay alive?...
     
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    Maybe Canada is hiding him! :)
     

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