RFK breaks into Capital and tries to take over government

Votto

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After news of Trump being stricken off the ballot in Colorado for insurrection, causing his polling numbers to increase by 15%, RFK broke open the door to the Capital without a shirt and a Viking hat declaring he was taking over the government. "Look at me Colorado!! Are you going to take me off the ballot now as well? If not, I'll sue!!!" RFK has had it rough of late as he has seen his poll numbers decrease by 20%. "You think you can just ignore me Colorado!!", screamed RFR, "If you do you have another thing coming you mindless pot heads!!"

As security scrambled to apprehend RFK but he screeched, "You can't shoot me dead! Look, I'm not an unarmed woman trying to take over the government. Look, I have these pointy things on my helmet that can be very dangerous I assure you!!!", as he surrendered to police.
 
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