Religious humor...

[The ClayTaurus]

What's the difference between Jewish and Catholic women?

Jewish women wear real jewelry and fake their orgasms.
Catholic women wear fake jewelry and have real orgasms.

(was that over the line?)

 

[Powerman]

I've heard this one, but my version is different...

What are the three holy truths?
1. Muslims will never accept the fact that the Jews are God's chosen people.

2. Jews will never accept the fact that Jesus was the Messiah.

3. Baptists don't recognize each other at Hooters.

Yeah that's it...I just couldn't remember the first one. I kinda like the liquor store instead of hooters though. Speaking of hooters some wings sound good right about now.