Reasons Why Canadians Are Way Cooler than Americans

I have a little grandson who is half Canuck. And he is pretty cool. Pretty cool, indeed! :clap2:
 
I have a little grandson who is half Canuck. And he is pretty cool. Pretty cool, indeed! :clap2:
Amazingly enough, I found a picture of him!

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I am quite sure that the USA has always, over every other country in the world, reigned supreme in poop.
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I am quite sure that the USA has always, over every other country in the world, reigned supreme in poop.
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I'll have to meditate on that....

Ohhhhhmmmmmmmmmm

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Nope, you are still full of :poop:
 
Merkins sure are insecure, ain't dey?

US has loons but Canada values Loonies.

not 2 mention in no particular order...
Tim Horton's
Cape Breton music
PEI potatoes
Quebecois culture
Bay of Fundy
WAY better radio
Way safer
health care
.... oh, and a cooler national anthem.

Note to Pop:
"USA! USA!" is not helping your case; it's making the opposite.
-- or was that what you meant? If so, bravo.

Cooler national anthem?

What is cooler than a national anthem set to a British drinking song?
 
Merkins sure are insecure, ain't dey?

US has loons but Canada values Loonies.

not 2 mention in no particular order...
Tim Horton's
Cape Breton music
PEI potatoes
Quebecois culture
Bay of Fundy
WAY better radio
Way safer
health care
.... oh, and a cooler national anthem.

Note to Pop:
"USA! USA!" is not helping your case; it's making the opposite.
-- or was that what you meant? If so, bravo.

Cooler national anthem?

What is cooler than a national anthem set to a British drinking song?

Take a sip of Watney's Red Barrel and I think the answer will be obvious...

Oh, that list reminds me -- Canada did away with pennies.
 
Canadians sell there milk in bags just like god intended!

Then again, they also seem to have a fetish with ketchup flavored potato chips and don't do caffeine in their soda....
 
Canadians sell there milk in bags just like god intended!

Then again, they also seem to have a fetish with ketchup flavored potato chips and don't do caffeine in their soda....

That's because ketchup chips are awesome!

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My wife brings them back every time she goes up to Canada.

And these are just as good!

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Way, way better than Cheetos.

Canadian junk food is better than American junk food because not only do you get American junk food, you get a lot from Britain as well as home grown Canadian junk good.
 
You know what made me appreciate Canada? Red Green. Duct tape. Especially that goofy buck tooth nephew of his, Harold.
 
Canadians sell there milk in bags just like god intended!

Then again, they also seem to have a fetish with ketchup flavored potato chips and don't do caffeine in their soda....

NO CAFFEINE IN THEIR SODA?

That settles it. Canadians are COMMIES

And that just aint cool

Case closed

It's also not true. Case reopened.

Canadian junk food is better than American junk food because not only do you get American junk food, you get a lot from Britain as well as home grown Canadian junk good.

Now that IS true. That's what I like about Montréal; it's North America and it's Europe.

Nobody mentioned poutine I notice. That's prolly intentional.
 

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