- Sep 22, 2013
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What if First Lady Melania Trump created a capitalism-imagination diary-entry about the nature of new age shopping-traffic?
Would we be extra-curious about the qualities of modern journalism? In other words, does Consumer Reports capture all the 'spiritual complexity' of TrumpUSA amenities?
Is capitalism and modern media even kosher? Why do fundamentalist-terrorists despise 'American hospitality'?
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"I know I'm the First Lady. I know I'm Melania Trump. My education was rich, and I'm a fan of Lewis Carroll's Alice Through the Looking-Glass. I imagine that when Alice saw a different 'consciousness' when she stared in the mirror, she was thinking about the perceptible quality of another 'dimension' of reality. I wonder if capitalism is like this, and can I support 'TrumpUSA' with the best dose of idealism and artistic social perspective?"
"I was noticing how modern young girls like to collect Calico Critters tiny rabbit-dolls which characterize our society's fascination with miniaturized play and 'pretend-worlds.' Calico Critters form a modern consumerism-sensitive 'rabbit-matrix' and girls like creating imaginary/bright 'castles' of capital traffic using these rabbit-dolls to appreciate why socialization is linked to fine etiquette. How is this rabbit-matrix different from yesteryear's celebration of consumerism-toys such as compact-cassettes from the 1980s?"
"I support my husband, President Trump, in what he's saying about the 'flowery' of new age capitalism and commerce-oriented peace contracts around the world. When he was witness to the PyeongChang Olympics which saw a vital alliance between North and South Korea, I knew my husband (the President) was excited about the scope of modern traffic and entertainment/media-oriented social contracts. The Olympics are so symbolic, and I thought if the American President can embrace political aesthetics, Americans will think he's 'cool'."
"I decided to make a personal social-work outreach mission with the Rand Corporation which was using imaginative playspaces to create psychology/psychiatry-oriented treatment courses for kids afflicted with diabetes. The Rand Corp was using Calico Critters rabbit-dolls and dollhouses to encourage kids with diabetes to pretend-play about the 'vibrancy' of normal life so they would consider their medical condition a thing of patience (and not alienation). I became a fan of the Rand Corp."
"My husband (President Trump) is a fan of patriotism-themed comics-characters and stories and he's purchased Captain America (Marvel Comics) books as well as G.I. Joe (Hasbro) stories/art when he was younger. The American President must embrace the ideological 'face' of pedestrian daydreams, and my husband's appreciation of Captain America and G.I. Joe suggests that today's consumers are interested in dollhouse-manifestations of patriotism. After all, 9/11 destroyed our sense of commerce securities, since the devastated World Trade Center was such a civilization-tower of democracy romance."
"Consumerism appeals to us all, since it's so darn convenient. We can buy anything we want on Amazon and surf on Facebook and peruse photos of friends and others in our 'social networks.' This new age accessibility of lifestyle-amenities makes us sensitive to gluttony and cholesterol-consciousness and social investments in lifestyle hygiene. We all want to enjoy Pizza Hut visits peacefully and happily."
"I got a letter in my email-box from two people who represent new age American TrumpUSA media-imagination. The first was super-celebrity Leo DiCaprio who wanted to ask me what I thought about commercial traffic surrounding SeaWorld in this age of capitalism-flowery and tourism and what it might mean for eco-activism and conservationism. The other was an Internet-blogging self-proclaimed 'vigilante' and democracy-defender named Ajay Satan who wanted to ask me if my position as a 'commerce diplomat' of capitalism-aesthetics made me paranoid about my husband (President Trump) becoming 'mired' in marketing vanities in this new age of media nutrition(!)."
"I responded to Leo and Ajay and told them I thought that American kids love special/imaginative comic book characters such as Superman and Brainiac (DC Comics) who symbolize pedestrian analysis of modernism paranoia. Orwellian literature has evolved alongside the development of networking-fineries such as Facebook and MySpace. What will archaeologists in the future say about the nature of new age socialization-themed folklore (e.g., David Fincher's The Social Network)?"
"I wanted to appreciate why the Rand Corp investing in diabetes clinic playspaces for afflicted kids represented America's care for lifestyle-amenities in this age of great traffic and consumerism and pharmaceuticals and TV signals. After all, America is a land of incredible colleges/universities (e.g., Yale) so we need to appreciate why the landscape of traffic art (e.g., films like School Ties and Toys) reflect our modern focus on engineering
imagination. This was all very intriguing to the First Lady's sense of anthropology. America is first and foremost a nation of edified magazines!."
JASON: You can't improve TrumpUSA with diarism.
MEDUSA: Capitalism is by definition a luxury.
MELANIA: Socialism/terrorism does not address lifestyle urges!
JASON: Well, Facebook and Amazon are hardly 'intellectual.'
MEDUSA: People treat the Internet as if it's only a toy!
MELANIA: In any case, consumers appreciate eBay.
JASON: Is this a hygiene discussion?
MEDUSA: Can we use media to create ideology?
MELANIA: I think President Trump does care about Twitter/Facebook.
JASON: Does he care about the MTV generation?
MEDUSA: Does he care about the Home Shopping Network?
MELANIA: You two are only hellraisers/terrorists.
{Jason & Medusa}
"After conversing with Jason and Medusa in a dream I had, I had another dream in which the comics villain Mad Hatter visited me and wanted to talk to me about the nature of ethics in this age of great capitalism daydreams. I told the Hatter that TrumpUSA was a thing of great free-speech, but the Hatter insisted that I was overthinking the qualities of media-oriented liberalism, even as a Republican. When I awoke, I wondered if the Hatter was a messenger of the Apocalypse/Rapture and if TrumpUSA was really a beacon for global medicine!"
"I'll be honest. I don't know anything about diabetes, and I'm writing this diary entry about TrumpUSA imagination since I want to simply support my husband (President Trump) in his endeavors to use media and commerce/traffic to promote the qualities of modernism IQ. President Trump tweets almost daily, and he seems to genuinely care about what the everyday voter thinks about the status of capitalism management. He was, after all, a great casino-imagineer (Trump Taj Mahal), and I want all Americans to think the Rand Corp's investment in creating creative lifestyle/psychiatry treatments for kids with diabetes represents our society's understanding of American luxury. Isn't this all...jungle-science?"
"Finally, Ajay Satan sent me a doodle-drawing of a Christmastime consumerism avatar named Evil Elf which represents all the flowery and daydreams of consumerism-themed American activity. Ajay's 'Evil Elf' makes mischief during Christmas in shopping-malls and obviously reflects our society's celebration of folklore/comics that delve into the 'fitness' of hunger. Will Evil Elf become the capitalism-themed Mother Goose? I remain optimistic about TrumpUSA magazines."
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{Ajay Satan's drawing of an 'Evil Elf'}
Would we be extra-curious about the qualities of modern journalism? In other words, does Consumer Reports capture all the 'spiritual complexity' of TrumpUSA amenities?
Is capitalism and modern media even kosher? Why do fundamentalist-terrorists despise 'American hospitality'?
====
"I know I'm the First Lady. I know I'm Melania Trump. My education was rich, and I'm a fan of Lewis Carroll's Alice Through the Looking-Glass. I imagine that when Alice saw a different 'consciousness' when she stared in the mirror, she was thinking about the perceptible quality of another 'dimension' of reality. I wonder if capitalism is like this, and can I support 'TrumpUSA' with the best dose of idealism and artistic social perspective?"
"I was noticing how modern young girls like to collect Calico Critters tiny rabbit-dolls which characterize our society's fascination with miniaturized play and 'pretend-worlds.' Calico Critters form a modern consumerism-sensitive 'rabbit-matrix' and girls like creating imaginary/bright 'castles' of capital traffic using these rabbit-dolls to appreciate why socialization is linked to fine etiquette. How is this rabbit-matrix different from yesteryear's celebration of consumerism-toys such as compact-cassettes from the 1980s?"
"I support my husband, President Trump, in what he's saying about the 'flowery' of new age capitalism and commerce-oriented peace contracts around the world. When he was witness to the PyeongChang Olympics which saw a vital alliance between North and South Korea, I knew my husband (the President) was excited about the scope of modern traffic and entertainment/media-oriented social contracts. The Olympics are so symbolic, and I thought if the American President can embrace political aesthetics, Americans will think he's 'cool'."
"I decided to make a personal social-work outreach mission with the Rand Corporation which was using imaginative playspaces to create psychology/psychiatry-oriented treatment courses for kids afflicted with diabetes. The Rand Corp was using Calico Critters rabbit-dolls and dollhouses to encourage kids with diabetes to pretend-play about the 'vibrancy' of normal life so they would consider their medical condition a thing of patience (and not alienation). I became a fan of the Rand Corp."
"My husband (President Trump) is a fan of patriotism-themed comics-characters and stories and he's purchased Captain America (Marvel Comics) books as well as G.I. Joe (Hasbro) stories/art when he was younger. The American President must embrace the ideological 'face' of pedestrian daydreams, and my husband's appreciation of Captain America and G.I. Joe suggests that today's consumers are interested in dollhouse-manifestations of patriotism. After all, 9/11 destroyed our sense of commerce securities, since the devastated World Trade Center was such a civilization-tower of democracy romance."
"Consumerism appeals to us all, since it's so darn convenient. We can buy anything we want on Amazon and surf on Facebook and peruse photos of friends and others in our 'social networks.' This new age accessibility of lifestyle-amenities makes us sensitive to gluttony and cholesterol-consciousness and social investments in lifestyle hygiene. We all want to enjoy Pizza Hut visits peacefully and happily."
"I got a letter in my email-box from two people who represent new age American TrumpUSA media-imagination. The first was super-celebrity Leo DiCaprio who wanted to ask me what I thought about commercial traffic surrounding SeaWorld in this age of capitalism-flowery and tourism and what it might mean for eco-activism and conservationism. The other was an Internet-blogging self-proclaimed 'vigilante' and democracy-defender named Ajay Satan who wanted to ask me if my position as a 'commerce diplomat' of capitalism-aesthetics made me paranoid about my husband (President Trump) becoming 'mired' in marketing vanities in this new age of media nutrition(!)."
"I responded to Leo and Ajay and told them I thought that American kids love special/imaginative comic book characters such as Superman and Brainiac (DC Comics) who symbolize pedestrian analysis of modernism paranoia. Orwellian literature has evolved alongside the development of networking-fineries such as Facebook and MySpace. What will archaeologists in the future say about the nature of new age socialization-themed folklore (e.g., David Fincher's The Social Network)?"
"I wanted to appreciate why the Rand Corp investing in diabetes clinic playspaces for afflicted kids represented America's care for lifestyle-amenities in this age of great traffic and consumerism and pharmaceuticals and TV signals. After all, America is a land of incredible colleges/universities (e.g., Yale) so we need to appreciate why the landscape of traffic art (e.g., films like School Ties and Toys) reflect our modern focus on engineering
imagination. This was all very intriguing to the First Lady's sense of anthropology. America is first and foremost a nation of edified magazines!."
JASON: You can't improve TrumpUSA with diarism.
MEDUSA: Capitalism is by definition a luxury.
MELANIA: Socialism/terrorism does not address lifestyle urges!
JASON: Well, Facebook and Amazon are hardly 'intellectual.'
MEDUSA: People treat the Internet as if it's only a toy!
MELANIA: In any case, consumers appreciate eBay.
JASON: Is this a hygiene discussion?
MEDUSA: Can we use media to create ideology?
MELANIA: I think President Trump does care about Twitter/Facebook.
JASON: Does he care about the MTV generation?
MEDUSA: Does he care about the Home Shopping Network?
MELANIA: You two are only hellraisers/terrorists.
{Jason & Medusa}
"After conversing with Jason and Medusa in a dream I had, I had another dream in which the comics villain Mad Hatter visited me and wanted to talk to me about the nature of ethics in this age of great capitalism daydreams. I told the Hatter that TrumpUSA was a thing of great free-speech, but the Hatter insisted that I was overthinking the qualities of media-oriented liberalism, even as a Republican. When I awoke, I wondered if the Hatter was a messenger of the Apocalypse/Rapture and if TrumpUSA was really a beacon for global medicine!"
"I'll be honest. I don't know anything about diabetes, and I'm writing this diary entry about TrumpUSA imagination since I want to simply support my husband (President Trump) in his endeavors to use media and commerce/traffic to promote the qualities of modernism IQ. President Trump tweets almost daily, and he seems to genuinely care about what the everyday voter thinks about the status of capitalism management. He was, after all, a great casino-imagineer (Trump Taj Mahal), and I want all Americans to think the Rand Corp's investment in creating creative lifestyle/psychiatry treatments for kids with diabetes represents our society's understanding of American luxury. Isn't this all...jungle-science?"
"Finally, Ajay Satan sent me a doodle-drawing of a Christmastime consumerism avatar named Evil Elf which represents all the flowery and daydreams of consumerism-themed American activity. Ajay's 'Evil Elf' makes mischief during Christmas in shopping-malls and obviously reflects our society's celebration of folklore/comics that delve into the 'fitness' of hunger. Will Evil Elf become the capitalism-themed Mother Goose? I remain optimistic about TrumpUSA magazines."
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{Ajay Satan's drawing of an 'Evil Elf'}
