- Oct 31, 2012
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VATICAN - At a rare town hall event at the Vatican, Pope Francis decided to field some questions to try and revive support due to his controversial position on a wide range of issues as many have accused him of being heretical throughout the world of Catholicism. "What is the most serious threat facing humanity and the church today", asked one of his followers. "That would have to be climate change. that is a no brainer." said Francis. "No liveable climate, no Catholic church and no Jesus as they all go up in smoke. Easy Peasy." Getting nervous about harder questions, he turned to a 6-year-old girl for a question instead. "Sir" peeped the girl shyly, "What is your favorite book of the Bible" The Pope then paused for a minute or two, and then said, "Well, um............I think the books at the beginning of the Bible are good........and..........um.........as well as the ones at the end of the Bible." "You don't like the books in the middle of the Bible"? asked the inquisitive and somewhat confused girl? "Sure I do!" exclaimed the Pope. "Ok" said the girl, "Which one do you like the most in the middle of the Bible" Quickly the Pope opened and closed a Bible behind and turned to the girl and said, "I like the book of Job the most" said the Pope. "But why?", asked the girl. "Because capitalism creates massive unemployment as no one can earn a decent living these days".