Please Welcome AyeCantSeeYou to the Mod Team

[Coyote]

I might even allow my mother to join us.. Then things will get to a whole new level never before seen by man.

I doubt it, it can't go past your bedtime.

 

[Coyote]

I'm one of the sponsors of USMB off the books if you know what I mean. The Gold supporting member by my name was simply a distraction..

Your mom called.

How's she doing, Coyote? She still go crazy insane when Jehovah Witness comes to the door?

If you climbed out of the basement long enough, you'd see for yourself how she is.

What? I locked her down their years ago. Who do you think tied her up and threw the key away? Someone had to commit her.

That was a video game dear.

 

[Judicial review]

I might even allow my mother to join us.. Then things will get to a whole new level never before seen by man.

I doubt it, it can't go past your bedtime.

Oh, it's ok, My mother tends to need a tranquilizer to sleep and I have it handy.

 

[alan1]

I deny all knowledge of this.

Of course you do.

(what were you doing in the ladies room?)

Trying to decide if I could use "gender confusion" as a reason to check out the ladies.

 

[Coyote]

I might even allow my mother to join us.. Then things will get to a whole new level never before seen by man.

I doubt it, it can't go past your bedtime.

Oh, it's ok, My mother tends to need a tranquilizer to sleep and I have it handy.

Milk and cookies don't count as a tranquilizer...just sayin'

 

[Coyote]

I deny all knowledge of this.

Of course you do.

(what were you doing in the ladies room?)

Trying to decide if I could use "gender confusion" as a reason to check out the ladies.

Would have worked better if you hadn't locked yourself in the stall necessitating a call to 911.

 

[alan1]

Would have worked better if you hadn't locked yourself in the stall necessitating a call to 911.

I didn't know you put superglue on the toilet seat.
Evilness runs through you.

 

[Judicial review]

I might even allow my mother to join us.. Then things will get to a whole new level never before seen by man.

I doubt it, it can't go past your bedtime.

Oh, it's ok, My mother tends to need a tranquilizer to sleep and I have it handy.

Milk and cookies don't count as a tranquilizer...just sayin'

Hey! My mother is mentally Ill, but not mentally retarded you horrible horrible amazing woman.

 

[Coyote]

I might even allow my mother to join us.. Then things will get to a whole new level never before seen by man.

I doubt it, it can't go past your bedtime.

Oh, it's ok, My mother tends to need a tranquilizer to sleep and I have it handy.

Milk and cookies don't count as a tranquilizer...just sayin'

Hey! My mother is mentally Ill, but not mentally retarded you horrible horrible amazing woman.

She loves you and thinks it is very cute when you bring her the cookies but you can't pull the wool over her eyes when it's your bedtime JR. We've hijacked Aye's thread to hell and back.

She needs the practice though

 

[Coyote]

Would have worked better if you hadn't locked yourself in the stall necessitating a call to 911.

I didn't know you put superglue on the toilet seat.
Evilness runs through you.

Could have been worse....just sayin'

I was only practicing

The best is yet to come!

 

[Judicial review]

Would have worked better if you hadn't locked yourself in the stall necessitating a call to 911.

I didn't know you put superglue on the toilet seat.
Evilness runs through you.

Could have been worse....just sayin'

I was only practicing

The best is yet to come!

.. and you know the best ONLY happens with me. I'm a man that knows what he is doing. A man with experience.

 

[AyeCantSeeYou]

Would have worked better if you hadn't locked yourself in the stall necessitating a call to 911.

I didn't know you put superglue on the toilet seat.
Evilness runs through you.

Could have been worse....just sayin'

I was only practicing

The best is yet to come!

.. and you know the best ONLY happens with me. I'm a man that knows what he is doing. A man with experience.

Crayons count as experience?

 

[Coyote]

Would have worked better if you hadn't locked yourself in the stall necessitating a call to 911.

I didn't know you put superglue on the toilet seat.
Evilness runs through you.

Could have been worse....just sayin'

I was only practicing

The best is yet to come!

.. and you know the best ONLY happens with me. I'm a man that knows what he is doing. A man with experience.

Well...here's the problem with "experience"... you were supposed to *sit* on the toilet seat...not bend over and *barf* in it. Sorry about the super glue and all that...and we honestly didn't mean to wait until morning

 

[Judicial review]

Would have worked better if you hadn't locked yourself in the stall necessitating a call to 911.

I didn't know you put superglue on the toilet seat.
Evilness runs through you.

Could have been worse....just sayin'

I was only practicing

The best is yet to come!

.. and you know the best ONLY happens with me. I'm a man that knows what he is doing. A man with experience.

Crayons count as experience?

Crayons don't create stiky keyboard keys..

 

[Coyote]

Would have worked better if you hadn't locked yourself in the stall necessitating a call to 911.

I didn't know you put superglue on the toilet seat.
Evilness runs through you.

Could have been worse....just sayin'

I was only practicing

The best is yet to come!

.. and you know the best ONLY happens with me. I'm a man that knows what he is doing. A man with experience.

Crayons count as experience?

Crayons don't create stiky keyboard keys..

You feel asleep and did a face plant on the keyboard again did you?

 

[AyeCantSeeYou]

Would have worked better if you hadn't locked yourself in the stall necessitating a call to 911.

I didn't know you put superglue on the toilet seat.
Evilness runs through you.

Could have been worse....just sayin'

I was only practicing

The best is yet to come!

.. and you know the best ONLY happens with me. I'm a man that knows what he is doing. A man with experience.

Crayons count as experience?

Crayons don't create stiky keyboard keys..

Eating at the computer again?

 

[Coyote]

I didn't know you put superglue on the toilet seat.
Evilness runs through you.

Could have been worse....just sayin'

I was only practicing

The best is yet to come!

.. and you know the best ONLY happens with me. I'm a man that knows what he is doing. A man with experience.

Crayons count as experience?

Crayons don't create stiky keyboard keys..

Eating at the computer again?

I think it's the drool factor....

 

[Judicial review]

I didn't know you put superglue on the toilet seat.
Evilness runs through you.

Could have been worse....just sayin'

I was only practicing

The best is yet to come!

.. and you know the best ONLY happens with me. I'm a man that knows what he is doing. A man with experience.

Crayons count as experience?

Crayons don't create stiky keyboard keys..

You feel asleep and did a face plant on the keyboard again did you?

I've been told by A&D to replace the keyboard, but it is apart of me..

 

[Judicial review]

I didn't know you put superglue on the toilet seat.
Evilness runs through you.

Could have been worse....just sayin'

I was only practicing

The best is yet to come!

.. and you know the best ONLY happens with me. I'm a man that knows what he is doing. A man with experience.

Crayons count as experience?

Crayons don't create stiky keyboard keys..

Eating at the computer again?

Why can't you figure this out? Your supposed to be a staff member...

 

[Judicial review]

Could have been worse....just sayin'

I was only practicing

The best is yet to come!

.. and you know the best ONLY happens with me. I'm a man that knows what he is doing. A man with experience.

Crayons count as experience?

Crayons don't create stiky keyboard keys..

Eating at the computer again?

I think it's the drool factor....

Getting close...