Operation Redneck

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    I just got un-retired................. :dance:


    Operation Redneck

    The Pentagon announced today the formation
    of a new 500-man elite fighting unit named the
    U. S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

    These men from the Carolinas, Tennessee, Kentucky,
    West Virginia, Mississippi, Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas,
    Alabama, Georgia, and Texas will be dropped into
    Iraq and will be given only the following info about
    the Terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like the American Flag, beer, dogs, pickup trucks, old
    country music or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the
    death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The war in Iraq should be over IN ABOUT A WEEK.
     
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    I wonder how long it would take to field dress a terrorist?
     
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    They don't like dogs *or* trucks? The HEATHENS! Hey paw, grab me my squirrelly rifle and the 12 gauger.
     
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    Round up the southern "boys" and go to work. Your country sure could use the USRSF. :)
     

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