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Hi all. Newbie refugee from aol. There I am uno; here I am one. I fancy myself as independently moderate...or moderately independent. You can catch some of my history by Googling my aol screen name, unononpareil. My humor may be too dry to get or too outrageous to understand. Can't say why; it's just the way I am. Most of my stuff is straight line. But other times I experiment with fictional voices for effect. So don't feel badly if confused, as long as you're thinking...and hopefully enjoying.

 

[syrenn]

welcome

 

[The Infidel]

Im a rock star

 

[PixieStix]

Im a rock star

I'm chopped liver

 

[syrenn]

Im a rock star

I'm chopped liver

Pâté

 

[PixieStix]

Im a rock star

I'm chopped liver

Pâté

Yeah...that

 

[Jeremy]

 

[Liability]

Hi all. Newbie refugee from aol. There I am uno; here I am one. I fancy myself as independently moderate...or moderately independent. You can catch some of my history by Googling my aol screen name, unononpareil. My humor may be too dry to get or too outrageous to understand. Can't say why; it's just the way I am. Most of my stuff is straight line. But other times I experiment with fictional voices for effect. So don't feel badly if confused, as long as you're thinking...and hopefully enjoying.

I am -- at this juncture -- SUPPOSED to say "welcome."



But, instead, I think I'll offer you the same reception most nOObs here get:

My humor may be too dry to get or too outrageous to understand. Can't say why; it's just the way I am. Most of my stuff is straight line. But other times I experiment with fictional voices for effect. So don't feel badly if confused,

That ^ excerpt from you initial post smacks of an Obama-like narcissism.

So, I suspect you are in a for a bumpy ride.

Unless that was just part of your super dry superior wit, of course.

 

[PixieStix]

Is that you?

 

[Liability]

Ouch.

 

[Jeremy]

Is that you?

No. didn't work with the IMG wrap. ...edited

 

[percysunshine]

How in the heck did you get the name 'one'?

'two' is gonna be pissed off.

 

[syrenn]

eeeeewwwww!!

 

[Jeremy]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw&ob=av2n]Metallica - One (Video) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[The Infidel]

How in the heck did you get the name 'one'?

'two' is gonna be pissed off.

Three's a croud.


How did they come up with Preperation H ?

What happened to A thru G ?

 

[xotoxi]

Welcome one.

May I call you dos?

 

[Douger]

How in the heck did you get the name 'one'?

'two' is gonna be pissed off.

Three's a croud.


How did they come up with Preperation H ?

What happened to A thru G ?

That's a profound and very confusing concept.
I need to have a drink now.

 

[Liability]

How in the heck did you get the name 'one'?

'two' is gonna be pissed off.

Three's a croud.


How did they come up with Preperation H ?

What happened to A thru G ?

A through G never worked. They were just a pain in the ass.

 

[AquaAthena]

How in the heck did you get the name 'one'?

'two' is gonna be pissed off.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiKcd7yPLdU]Three Dog Night "One" - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Liability]

President Obama is also known as The One.

And he also has a firm grasp on Zero.

Zerobama.

Yeah. I'd say his 3 years in Office have proved that he has a firm grasp on exactly nothing.