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One Liner Wednesday
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....this is the second one today... wonder what happened....Thanks WillHaftawaite you are my biggest fan! (next to defcon4 and I'm still not sure about him)....
Unfortunately, this quote is funny but likely true in my case!
nothing.... I am testing you....
nothing.... I am testing you....
Just dont' ask him to add anything more than 2 digit numbers.
He fails every time.
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"My ex-wife's dying wish was to have me sit on her lap...she was in an electric chair."
"One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!"
"Last night my wife met me at the front door wearing a sexy negligee - The only trouble was, she was coming home, too."
"During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel"
In the middle of having sex with this girl I had just met I asked her if the reason she was crying was because she would hate herself in the morning for going to bed with me - 'No,' she cried, "I hate myself NOW!"
Sounds like Dangerfield
Bonzi
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....this is the second one today... wonder what happened....Thanks WillHaftawaite you are my biggest fan! (next to defcon4 and I'm still not sure about him)....
Unfortunately, this quote is funny but likely true in my case!
nothing.... I am testing you....
nothing.... I am testing you....
Just dont' ask him to add anything more than 2 digit numbers.
He fails every time.
awww
so mean... he's so nice to me (even it it's fake, it's good!)
easyt65
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Ding, ding, ding - give that man a cee-gar for recognizing Rodney D!"My ex-wife's dying wish was to have me sit on her lap...she was in an electric chair."
"One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!"
"Last night my wife met me at the front door wearing a sexy negligee - The only trouble was, she was coming home, too."
"During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel"
In the middle of having sex with this girl I had just met I asked her if the reason she was crying was because she would hate herself in the morning for going to bed with me - 'No,' she cried, "I hate myself NOW!"
Sounds like Dangerfield
lol
defcon4
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...well....well...well... we are not paying attention, do we? I am only for 2 as number two... as 1+1=2...Just dont' ask him to add anything more than 2 digit numbers.
He fails every time.
(WTF???!!! my screen resolution just changed...I need a fucking a loupe to see the letters? How do I set this fucking thing back to normal in Windows 10?)
defcon4
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awww
...nothing is fake about me sweetheart... This is the third one today! (I can't see shit! I am like
AyeCantSeeYou now.)
Bonzi
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awww
...nothing is fake about me sweetheart... This is the third one today! (I can't see shit! I am like
AyeCantSeeYou now.)
okay i'll stop... sorry hun, will you forgive me?
- Mar 3, 2013
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Ding, ding, ding - give that man a cee-gar for recognizing Rodney D!"My ex-wife's dying wish was to have me sit on her lap...she was in an electric chair."
"One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!"
"Last night my wife met me at the front door wearing a sexy negligee - The only trouble was, she was coming home, too."
"During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel"
In the middle of having sex with this girl I had just met I asked her if the reason she was crying was because she would hate herself in the morning for going to bed with me - 'No,' she cried, "I hate myself NOW!"
Sounds like Dangerfield
Don't know who was the best with one-liners...
Henny Youngman, or Rodney
Both were great.
Bonzi
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Ding, ding, ding - give that man a cee-gar for recognizing Rodney D!"My ex-wife's dying wish was to have me sit on her lap...she was in an electric chair."
"One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!"
"Last night my wife met me at the front door wearing a sexy negligee - The only trouble was, she was coming home, too."
"During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel"
In the middle of having sex with this girl I had just met I asked her if the reason she was crying was because she would hate herself in the morning for going to bed with me - 'No,' she cried, "I hate myself NOW!"
Sounds like Dangerfield
Don't know who was the best with one-liners...
Henny Youngman, or Rodney
Both were great.
Bonzi
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- May 17, 2015
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Ding, ding, ding - give that man a cee-gar for recognizing Rodney D!"My ex-wife's dying wish was to have me sit on her lap...she was in an electric chair."
"One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!"
"Last night my wife met me at the front door wearing a sexy negligee - The only trouble was, she was coming home, too."
"During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel"
In the middle of having sex with this girl I had just met I asked her if the reason she was crying was because she would hate herself in the morning for going to bed with me - 'No,' she cried, "I hate myself NOW!"
Sounds like Dangerfield
Don't know who was the best with one-liners...
Henny Youngman, or Rodney
Both were great.
defcon4
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....absolutely...unconditionally...can you tell me how to set my screen back to normal? Only the window narrowed within the screen in XenForo... The side bar remained in place filling the whole screen/monitor..only the "active screen" got smaller)okay i'll stop... sorry hun, will you forgive me?
Bonzi
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....absolutely...unconditionally...can you tell me how to set my screen back to normal? Only the window narrowed within the screen in XenForo... The side bar remained in place filling the whole screen/monitor..only the "active screen" got smaller)okay i'll stop... sorry hun, will you forgive me?
I'll send you my email
Bonzi
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....absolutely...unconditionally...can you tell me how to set my screen back to normal? Only the window narrowed within the screen in XenForo... The side bar remained in place filling the whole screen/monitor..only the "active screen" got smaller)okay i'll stop... sorry hun, will you forgive me?
hmmmm no clue... too much porn I guess....
defcon4
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I addressed this issue already once a while back with somebody... I would love to but I cannot...my wife put parental control on the computer... do you know how to break passwords?hmmmm no clue... too much porn I guess....
Bonzi
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I addressed this issue already once a while back with somebody... I would love to but I cannot...my wife put parental control on the computer... do you know how to break passwords?hmmmm no clue... too much porn I guess....
damn baby... <smh>
defcon4
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...I am still waiting...hurry ...I cannot wait... no mail yet....no, nothing...must be a computer glitch...I'll send you my email
defcon4
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...what did I do?I see where this is going.. ok...
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