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How many minces does it take to make a mincemeat pie?I know what a Sesame Seed is but what the hell is a Sesame?
- Mitch Hedberg
Yeah, it's sorta like I know what a Naugahyde couch is...but what is a Nauga...and how many Naugas does it take to make a naugahyde couch?
(How big are they? Are there any 'free-range' Naugas or are they all kept in pens? ...)
"Why is there so much pressure to spend Independence Day with other people?"
"With WHAT do you grow a SEEDLESS watermelon?"
"My girlfriend looked surprised when I told her that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows a little too high..."
"My wife says I am cruel and that I hate old people just because I spend time every summer burying little metal discs that say 'Get a Life' In the sand."
"With WHAT do you grow a SEEDLESS watermelon?"
....this is the second one today... wonder what happened....Thanks WillHaftawaite you are my biggest fan! (next to defcon4 and I'm still not sure about him)....
Unfortunately, this quote is funny but likely true in my case!
....this is the second one today... wonder what happened....Thanks WillHaftawaite you are my biggest fan! (next to defcon4 and I'm still not sure about him)....
Unfortunately, this quote is funny but likely true in my case!
Why is there a permanent press setting on my iron?