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Discussion in 'Humor' started by Joz, Aug 27, 2004.

  1. Joz

    Joz Senior Member

    Mar 9, 2004
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    *If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months & 6 days , you would have produced enough sound energy to heat a cup of coffee.
    (hardly seems worth it)
    *If you farted continuously for 6 years & 9 months enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
    (now that's more like it)
    *The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
    *A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes
    (In my next life I want to be a pig)
    *A cockroach will live 9 days without it's head before it will starve to death.
    (I'm still not over the pig)
    *Banging your head against the wall uses 150 calories an hour.
    (Don't try this at home, maybe work)
    *The male praying mantis cannot copulate while it's head is attached to it's body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
    ("Honey, I'm home. What the.......?!")
    *The flea can jump 350 times it's body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
    (30 minutes....lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
    *The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
    (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
    *Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
    (I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quanity)
    *Butterflies taste with their feet.
    (Something I've always wanted to know)
    *The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
    *Right-handed people live on the average 9 years longer than left-handed people.
    (If you're ambidexterious, do you split the difference?)
    *Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
    (Ok, so that would be a good thing)
    *A cat's urine glows under a black light.
    (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
    *An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain
    (I know some people like that)
    *Starfish have no brains.
    (I know some people like that, too)
    *Polar bears are left-handed.
    (If they switched, they'd live longer)
    *Human's & dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (What about that pig?!)
  2. Moi

    Moi Active Member

    Sep 2, 2003
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