*If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months & 6 days , you would have produced enough sound energy to heat a cup of coffee.
(hardly seems worth it)
*If you farted continuously for 6 years & 9 months enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(now that's more like it)
*The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Wow)
*A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
*A cockroach will live 9 days without it's head before it will starve to death.
(I'm still not over the pig)
*Banging your head against the wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home, maybe work)
*The male praying mantis cannot copulate while it's head is attached to it's body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the.......?!")
*The flea can jump 350 times it's body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes....lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
*The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
*Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quanity)
*Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I've always wanted to know)
*The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm)
*Right-handed people live on the average 9 years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidexterious, do you split the difference?)
*Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
(Ok, so that would be a good thing)
*A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
*An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain
(I know some people like that)
*Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too)
*Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switched, they'd live longer)
*Human's & dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?!)
(hardly seems worth it)
*If you farted continuously for 6 years & 9 months enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(now that's more like it)
*The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Wow)
*A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
*A cockroach will live 9 days without it's head before it will starve to death.
(I'm still not over the pig)
*Banging your head against the wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Don't try this at home, maybe work)
*The male praying mantis cannot copulate while it's head is attached to it's body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the.......?!")
*The flea can jump 350 times it's body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes....lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
*The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
*Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life. Quality over quanity)
*Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I've always wanted to know)
*The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm)
*Right-handed people live on the average 9 years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidexterious, do you split the difference?)
*Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
(Ok, so that would be a good thing)
*A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
*An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain
(I know some people like that)
*Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that, too)
*Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switched, they'd live longer)
*Human's & dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?!)
