Geroge Bush and John Kerry are on the campaign trail. Both decide they need a haircut. As luck would have it, they both stumble upon the same barbershop at the same time. The barbers, of course, are very careful not to say anything to disturb their two guests, especially about politics, religion, current events, etc., so they just go about their jobs trimming the two candidates' hair. After the haircut, both barbers give their respective customers a nice close shave. Kerry's barber finishes first and reaches for the aftershave. Kerry says, "No, thanks. If my wife smells that, she'll think I've been inside a whorehouse." Bush's barber finishes and asks if he wants aftershave. Bush replies, "Sure, why not? My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."