Request For A Raise

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Sandy73, Aug 27, 2004.

  1. Sandy73

    Sandy73 Guest


    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary
    for the following reasons:

    1. I do physical labor.
    2. I work at great depths.
    3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
    4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
    5. I work in a damp environment.
    6. I don't get paid overtime.
    7. I work in a dark workplace that has poor
    8. I work in high temperatures, and
    my work exposes me to contagious diseases.

    Dear! Penis,
    After assessing your request, and considering the
    arguments you have raised, the administration
    rejects your request for the following reasons:

    1. You cannot work 8 hours straight.
    2. You fall asleep on the job a fter brief work
    3. You do not always follow the orders
    of the management team.
    4. You do not stay in your designated area and
    are often seen visiting other locations.
    5. You do not take initiative-you need to be
    pressured and stimulated in order to start
    6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the
    end of your shift.
    7. You don't always observe necessary safety
    regulations, such as wearing the correct
    protective clothing.
    8. You will retire well before you are 65.
    9. You are unable to work double shifts.
    10. You sometimes leave your designated work
    before you have completed the assigned task.
    11. And if that were not enough, you have been
    seen constantly entering and exiting the
    workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.


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