Request For A Raise

[Sandy73]

REQUEST A RAISE



I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary
for the following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I don't get paid overtime.
7. I work in a dark workplace that has poor
ventilation
8. I work in high temperatures, and
my work exposes me to contagious diseases.


Dear! Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration
rejects your request for the following reasons:

1. You cannot work 8 hours straight.
2. You fall asleep on the job a fter brief work
periods.
3. You do not always follow the orders
of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area and
are often seen visiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative-you need to be
pressured and stimulated in order to start
working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the
end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the correct
protective clothing.
8. You will retire well before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work
before you have completed the assigned task.
11. And if that were not enough, you have been
seen constantly entering and exiting the
workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
Management