Oil Shortage Explained...

[TheOldSchool]

Here ya go Boris. Better go look back at your atlas.

See if you can find Wales (big hint, it's the piece labelled 'Wales').

That doesn't look like no whale to me pablo. Better go get yer glasses checked hermano

Sure it does, Sergei.
There's something called 'the rest of the world' out beyond the breakers.

A-Z List of Country and Other Area Pages

Breakers? You ever seen any whales break anything consuela? Better quit slurping that robitussin Rodriguez

 

[idb]

That doesn't look like no whale to me pablo. Better go get yer glasses checked hermano

Sure it does, Sergei.
There's something called 'the rest of the world' out beyond the breakers.

A-Z List of Country and Other Area Pages

Breakers? You ever seen any whales break anything consuela? Better quit slurping that robitussin Rodriguez

Of course they break something Vladimir.
Where do you think hurricanes come from?

 

[PrometheusBound]

That's right...Wales is in the United Kingdom.
I'm not sure if there's any oil there though.

Well, quit wailing about it then.

There's no good porpoise to puns.

Porpoise? Like Muttophobe Mitt, you must be a Flipper flopper.

 

[PrometheusBound]

There is no "oil shortage", at all.

Then why did obama give billions to Brazil to drill for oil, and why is gas $4 a gallon?

Michelle needed a new bra, and they got zillions of them.