Obama Thanks Artist for Capturing Michelle’s “Hotness” In Official Portrait

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    You`re familiar with his penis? Whatever dude.
     
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    That`s the difference between a high priced hooker and a Times Square pro.
     
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    And then we have Obama.

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    I guess he is supposed to be back in Kenya or something. What's up with that chair? There appears to be no arm on Obama's left side, so it looks like he's precariously perched with his left cheek hanging dangerously near the edge of the chair. Did the guy just run out of brown paint? Did he simply forget to add it? Was he smoking those garish leaves in the studio while painting Obama?

    But let's forget all that for now and focus on the freakishly large hands. Those paws nearly span the distance from his wrist to his elbow. Stop reading this for just a second and hold your hand up to your forearm. Is yours anywhere close to the length of your forearm? No? Mine either, and neither is anyone else's except maybe Andre the Giant. Was the artist making a statement about Trump's notoriously small digits? We'll probably never know, but we can do the math. To punctuate his point, it seems Wiley may have given Obama an extra finger. Look closely and you tell me:
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    So many questions, so few answers.
     
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    Speaking of Mr. Obama....

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    Not everyone are supermodels like ya'll. :lol:
     
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    how do you paint a portrait of a woman who wears so much make up? that would be like me attempting to paint Nancy Pelosi
     
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    I absolutely adore Obama, but calling Michelle hot....is a bit of a stretch.....and that photo, was horrific....but hey, I would kill to have that fine dark beautiful black man call me hot any day of the week......I love you Obama[​IMG]
     
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    Does this ass make his tiny hands look big!![​IMG]
     

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