- Oct 31, 2012
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Nashville - In another Town Hall meeting today, Nikki Haley continued to defend her position of slavery. "For the record, I'm against slavery", said Haley. But just know, even though my great, great grandpap was a slave owner, he was friends with all his slaves."
"Your a disgrace to the Confederacy!" yelled one voter at the Town Hall. "Do you not even know what state you are in? as the voter donned and waved a confederate flag. "She's another damned Lincoln lover!" exclaimed another voter.
Realizing her error, Nikki quickly rebounded by saying, "Although my grandpap had slaves that were his friends, they were not good friends. In fact, he wrote that they smelled funny."
However, Nikki had lost control of the Town Hall as the crowd began chanting, "Hey, hey, ho, ho, lynch the winch Haley!!" However, Nikki protested further saying, "Hey, hey, ho, ho? That does not even rhyme", but it was too late as a shot was fired as Joe Biden called out the troops, starting another American Civil war.
The draft will start to resume in a week for both the South and North, so stay tuned.