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  1. manu1959

    manu1959 Left Coast Isolationist

    Oct 28, 2004
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    Giorgio is in this country for about 6 months, he walks to work every day
    and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window and
    admires a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes. After about 2 months he
    saves the $300.00 the shoes cost and purchases them.

    Each Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance at the
    church basement, so Giorgio seizes the opportunity to wear his new Bocceli
    leather shoes to the dance.

    He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear
    red panties tonight?"

    Sophia, startled, says, "Yes, Giorgio, I do wear red panties tonight, but
    how do you know?"

    Giorgio replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather
    shoes. How do you like them?"

    Next he asks Rosa to dance, after a few minutes he says to her, "Rosa , do
    you wear white panties tonight?"

    Rose answers, "Yes, Giorgio, I do, but how do you know that?" He answers "I
    see the reflection in my new $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes. How do
    you like them?"

    Now the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Giorgio
    asks Carmella to dance. Mid way through the dance his face turns red. He
    says, "Carmella, stilla my heart, please, please tell me you wear no panties
    tonight, please, please, tella me this true."

    Carmella answers, "Yes Giorgio, I wear no panties tonight."

    Giorgio gasps and says ...."Thanka God ... I thought I had a CRACK in my
    $300.00 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them?????"
  2. sagegirl

    sagegirl Member

    Oct 11, 2004
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    Along these same lines Why dont witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on the broomstick.
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