New Permissible Terms for “Boy” and “Girl”

[Deplorable Yankee]

Apr272023

New Permissible Terms for “Boy” and “Girl”​

Political correctness does not stand still. Yesterday’s obsequious compliance is today’s thoughtcrime. For example, only recently, it was the height of wokeness to use the phrase “person assigned male at birth” in place of the disfavored word “boy.” However, this term has in turn been deemed offensive. The acceptable term is now “person who produces sperm.”

The word “girl” is also regarded as transphobic. Formerly, we could avoid the righteous wrath of wokescolds by referring to girls as “persons assigned female at birth.” However, a girl is now to be called a “person who produces eggs.” Presumably this applies even to girls who are too young to produce eggs.

Educrats at the Founders Memorial School in Essex Junction, Vermont have spoken:

We will be using the following language with students:
• Person who produces sperm in place of boy, male, and assigned male at birth.
• Person who produces eggs in place of girl, female and assigned female at birth.

The instructions specifically apply to fifth graders. It is important to instill correct language early, so kids don’t grow up speaking English like their politically incorrect ancestors.

Check back soon to see what new absurdly awkward term social engineers have decided we must use. Failing to update your copy of the Newspeak Dictionary may result in cancelation.

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The experts have spoken!

 

[JGalt]

That's eff'd up.

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

We're so far off the deep end that thiers no way out but through .......for all the sperm and egg producers

 

[toobfreak]

New Permissible Terms for “Boy” and “Girl”​

How about Boy and Girl.

disfavored word “boy.” The acceptable term is now “person who produces sperm.”

Well, that sure leaves Dylan Mulvaney out.

However, a girl is now to be called a “person who produces eggs.”

Welp, that sure leaves Dylan Mulvaney out again.

 

[midcan5]

Why does this issue bother you whiners? Live and let live is an American value. Words come and go. So long as they aren't pejorative or hate filled move on children. Face it, you guys are closed minded fools is there a word for that? Hmmm, closed minded fools whining all the time fits well. Whine on its what you do.

 

[hjmick]

I just say, "HEY! KID!"

 

[GMCGeneral]

Why does this issue bother you whiners? Live and let live is an American value. Words come and go. So long as they aren't pejorative or hate filled move on children. Face it, you guys are closed minded fools is there a word for that? Hmmm, closed minded fools whining all the time fits well. Whine on its what you do.

STFU, Leftist loser. It is YOUR party that caused this shitshow in the first place. Boy and Girl are here to stay, and Shemales, faggots, and kiddie diddlers don't deserve special rights nor treatment.

 

[JGalt]

Why does this issue bother you whiners? Live and let live is an American value. Words come and go. So long as they aren't pejorative or hate filled move on children. Face it, you guys are closed minded fools is there a word for that? Hmmm, closed minded fools whining all the time fits well. Whine on its what you do.

Go be gay somewhere else.

 

[toobfreak]

Why does this issue bother you whiners?

---he says, whining.

Live and let live is an American value.

Live and let live:

• Unless you're a charismatic businessman beating Hillary the skank.
• Unless you like owning firearms.
• Unless you are religious.
• Unless you hold to time-tested traditional American values.
• Unless you think for yourself.
• Unless you put America first.
• Unless you'd like to see American greatness again.
• Unless you protect children and women's rights.
• Unless you want America out of wars.
• Unless you are outside the Washington swamp.
• Unless you uphold laws and defend your borders.
• Unless you revile sexual deviancy and mental illness.