Never Too Many Toys

[Billy_Kinetta]

I had the belt buckle pistol and the lawn darts. Still have the lawn darts.

You Won't See These Toys Around Anymore Because of How Dangerous They Were

 

[skye]

I feel a little bit sorry for children nowadays.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Mmmhmm

I had a cardboard gun safe filled with wood-and-plastic guns that actually looked like real guns.

The dangerous stuff we did had nothing to do with toys.

 

[Marion Morrison]

I had the belt buckle pistol and the lawn darts. Still have the lawn darts.

You Won't See These Toys Around Anymore Because of How Dangerous They Were

You still have Jarts? I think I may still have some out back.. SHH.. don't tell anybody.

 

[skye]

People today are weaklings .....so sad

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

I had the belt buckle pistol and the lawn darts. Still have the lawn darts.

You Won't See These Toys Around Anymore Because of How Dangerous They Were

You still have Jarts? I think I may still have some out back.. SHH.. don't tell anybody.

They're so dangerous. What fun!

Hey, where's that cat?

 

[skye]

I had the belt buckle pistol and the lawn darts. Still have the lawn darts.

You Won't See These Toys Around Anymore Because of How Dangerous They Were

You still have Jarts? I think I may still have some out back.. SHH.. don't tell anybody.

They're so dangerous. What fun!

Hey, where's that cat?

why do you want the cat for?

 

[Marion Morrison]

People today are weaklings .....so sad

O crap, If I had known it was a Skye thread I would've avoided it altogether.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

I had the belt buckle pistol and the lawn darts. Still have the lawn darts.

You Won't See These Toys Around Anymore Because of How Dangerous They Were

You still have Jarts? I think I may still have some out back.. SHH.. don't tell anybody.

They're so dangerous. What fun!

Hey, where's that cat?

why do you want the cat for?

It may be attached to Dart #4.

 

[Tijn Von Ingersleben]

I remember going down to Mexico and buying M-80's and these other ones which looked like sticks of dynamite. We used to blow the hell out of stuff. Can't do that anymore.

 

[skye]

I had the belt buckle pistol and the lawn darts. Still have the lawn darts.

You Won't See These Toys Around Anymore Because of How Dangerous They Were

You still have Jarts? I think I may still have some out back.. SHH.. don't tell anybody.

They're so dangerous. What fun!

Hey, where's that cat?

why do you want the cat for?

It may be attached to Dart #4.

oh ok

I'm out of here then.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

I had the belt buckle pistol and the lawn darts. Still have the lawn darts.

You Won't See These Toys Around Anymore Because of How Dangerous They Were

You still have Jarts? I think I may still have some out back.. SHH.. don't tell anybody.

They're so dangerous. What fun!

Hey, where's that cat?

why do you want the cat for?

It may be attached to Dart #4.

oh ok

I'm out of here then.

 

[Marion Morrison]

I had the belt buckle pistol and the lawn darts. Still have the lawn darts.

You Won't See These Toys Around Anymore Because of How Dangerous They Were

You still have Jarts? I think I may still have some out back.. SHH.. don't tell anybody.

They're so dangerous. What fun!

Hey, where's that cat?

why do you want the cat for?

It may be attached to Dart #4.

oh ok

I'm out of here then.

That's a bit of fail for you.

 

[fncceo]

Which is why we have very few awesome kids these days ...

But ... never fear ... we still have a few toys available to cull the herd.

I remember wanting that U238 kit after seeing it advertised somewhere. Can't understand why my parents said, 'No'. They were apparently trying to stifle my personal growth.

 

[skye]

Today's toys!

Perfectly disgusting.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Which is why we have very few awesome kids these days ...

But ... never fear ... we still have a few toys available to cull the herd.

I remember wanting that U238 kit after seeing it advertised somewhere. Can't understand why my parents said, 'No'. They were apparently trying to stifle my personal growth.

that looks like nothing but total ass busting to me.

 

[Uncensored2008]

I had the belt buckle pistol and the lawn darts. Still have the lawn darts.

You Won't See These Toys Around Anymore Because of How Dangerous They Were

We are a nation of pussies.

Nothing wrong with those toys.

 

[skye]

I had the belt buckle pistol and the lawn darts. Still have the lawn darts.

You Won't See These Toys Around Anymore Because of How Dangerous They Were

We are a nation of pussies.

Nothing wrong with those toys.

I absolutely agree with you!

 

[rightwinger]

I had the belt buckle pistol and the lawn darts. Still have the lawn darts.

You Won't See These Toys Around Anymore Because of How Dangerous They Were

You still have Jarts? I think I may still have some out back.. SHH.. don't tell anybody.

Jarts were cool

We used to throw them over my friends garage with one kid on each side

 

[Marion Morrison]

Which is why we have very few awesome kids these days ...

But ... never fear ... we still have a few toys available to cull the herd.

I remember wanting that U238 kit after seeing it advertised somewhere. Can't understand why my parents said, 'No'. They were apparently trying to stifle my personal growth.

that looks like nothing but total ass busting to me.

Exactly what does European Skye have to say about that? I grew up in the land of Jarts.

 

[fncceo]

Which is why we have very few awesome kids these days ...

But ... never fear ... we still have a few toys available to cull the herd.

I remember wanting that U238 kit after seeing it advertised somewhere. Can't understand why my parents said, 'No'. They were apparently trying to stifle my personal growth.

that looks like nothing but total ass busting to me.

When I was doing my clinical placements in acute care we used to see the most horrific stakeboard accidents. Almost without exception, everyone of them was trying to emulate something he saw online (note: that gender wasn't arbitrary -- never once saw a girl in the ER from a jackass stunt).

Clackers and Lawn Darts were inefficient, taking out stupid kids one at a time. YouTube is much better, we are culling the idiots at an unprecedented rate.