Muhammed vs. Jesus

[Toro]

Please produce proof that Muhammad (SAWS) had sex with animals.

Please provide proof he didn't.

The burden of proof lies with you.

No luck?

Can't prove a negative.

 

[Kalam]

How is it that Islam takes Jesus as one of their own when he according to Islam; commits shirk?

Not the same Jesus..maybe? Stolen Jesus?

Looks like somebody isn't as familiar with basic Islamic teachings as she likes to think she is.

Shouldn't you be off worshiping Gummy somewhere? Or are you filling in for him because he's hitting the bottle again?

 

[Mini 14]

Please produce proof that Muhammad (SAWS) had sex with animals.

Please provide proof he didn't.

The burden of proof lies with you.

No luck?

Please provide proof that Muhammed ever existed, and was sent by Allah, or better yet, that Allah exists.

If either of them do, they're fucking goats somewhere.

 

[PixieStix]

Please produce proof that Muhammad (SAWS) had sex with animals.

Please provide proof he didn't.

The burden of proof lies with you.

No luck?

Common sense works
How is it that Islam takes Jesus as one of their own when he according to Islam; commits shirk?

 

[Kalam]

Please provide proof he didn't.

The burden of proof lies with you.

No luck?

Please provide proof that Muhammed ever existed, and was sent by Allah, or better yet, that Allah exists.

If either of them do, they're fucking goats somewhere.

Let's see your proof before we move on to a different question.

 

[Kalam]

Common sense works
How is it that Islam takes Jesus as one of their own when he according to Islam; commits shirk?

I'm sure that in your barely-functioning brain, your post was a perfectly good response to "please provide proof that Muhammad (SAWS) had sex with animals."

Unfortunately, it made no sense at all to the rest of us. Want to try again?

 

[PixieStix]

How is it that Islam takes Jesus as one of their own when he according to Islam; commits shirk?

Not the same Jesus..maybe? Stolen Jesus?

Looks like somebody isn't as familiar with basic Islamic teachings as she likes to think she is.

Wanna answer the question, according to Islam, Jesus commits the ultimate sin? Correct? This question will always make em kinda crabby

 

[Kalam]

How is it that Islam takes Jesus as one of their own when he according to Islam; commits shirk?

Not the same Jesus..maybe? Stolen Jesus?

Looks like somebody isn't as familiar with basic Islamic teachings as she likes to think she is.

Wanna answer the question, according to Islam, Jesus commits the ultimate sin? Correct?

You seem to be under the impression that Muslims accept the Christian account of Jesus's (AS) life and words wholesale. This is a small but significant part of why I think that you're pretty dumb.

 

[PixieStix]

Looks like somebody isn't as familiar with basic Islamic teachings as she likes to think she is.

Wanna answer the question, according to Islam, Jesus commits the ultimate sin? Correct?

You seem to be under the impression that Muslims accept the Christian account of Jesus's (AS) life and words wholesale. This is a small but significant part of why I think that you're pretty dumb.

So, what you are saying is that Islam's Jesus and the Christian Jesus is NOT the same Jesus, correct?

 

[logical4u]

Jesus quote

"But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me." — Luke 19:27

Deceptive, aren't you. It wasn't about Yeshua.

The Parable of the Ten Minas
11While they were listening to this, he went on to tell them a parable, because he was near Jerusalem and the people thought that the kingdom of God was going to appear at once. 12He said: "A man of noble birth went to a distant country to have himself appointed king and then to return. 13So he called ten of his servants and gave them ten minas.[a]'Put this money to work,' he said, 'until I come back.'
14"But his subjects hated him and sent a delegation after him to say, 'We don't want this man to be our king.'

15"He was made king, however, and returned home. Then he sent for the servants to whom he had given the money, in order to find out what they had gained with it.

16"The first one came and said, 'Sir, your mina has earned ten more.'

17" 'Well done, my good servant!' his master replied. 'Because you have been trustworthy in a very small matter, take charge of ten cities.'

18"The second came and said, 'Sir, your mina has earned five more.'

19"His master answered, 'You take charge of five cities.'

20"Then another servant came and said, 'Sir, here is your mina; I have kept it laid away in a piece of cloth. 21I was afraid of you, because you are a hard man. You take out what you did not put in and reap what you did not sow.'

22"His master replied, 'I will judge you by your own words, you wicked servant! You knew, did you, that I am a hard man, taking out what I did not put in, and reaping what I did not sow? 23Why then didn't you put my money on deposit, so that when I came back, I could have collected it with interest?'

24"Then he said to those standing by, 'Take his mina away from him and give it to the one who has ten minas.'

25" 'Sir,' they said, 'he already has ten!'

26"He replied, 'I tell you that to everyone who has, more will be given, but as for the one who has nothing, even what he has will be taken away. 27But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them—bring them here and kill them in front of me."

 

[PixieStix]

Looks like somebody isn't as familiar with basic Islamic teachings as she likes to think she is.

Wanna answer the question, according to Islam, Jesus commits the ultimate sin? Correct?

You seem to be under the impression that Muslims accept the Christian account of Jesus's (AS) life and words wholesale. This is a small but significant part of why I think that you're pretty dumb.

Getting kinda crabby are we?

 

[logical4u]

Did Jesus believe we should abide by the Old Testament?

You have proven yourself deceptive. It sounds like you may need to "comprehend" the Old and New Testaments.

 

[Kalam]

Wanna answer the question, according to Islam, Jesus commits the ultimate sin? Correct?

You seem to be under the impression that Muslims accept the Christian account of Jesus's (AS) life and words wholesale. This is a small but significant part of why I think that you're pretty dumb.

So, what you are saying is that Islam's Jesus and the Christian Jesus is NOT the same Jesus, correct?

Nope. What I've said is that, according to Islam, Christian beliefs surrounding Jesus (AS) are based on falsified accounts of his life. That doesn't make the version of Jesus that Christians worship a completely different person.

 

[Kalam]

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lowlife scum.

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Go whine to Guppy about it. The last time that retard tried to neg-rep me, he accidentally gave me positive rep with a a string of barely intelligible insults attached. Drunk again, obviously.

 

[PixieStix]

You seem to be under the impression that Muslims accept the Christian account of Jesus's (AS) life and words wholesale. This is a small but significant part of why I think that you're pretty dumb.

So, what you are saying is that Islam's Jesus and the Christian Jesus is NOT the same Jesus, correct?

Nope. What I've said is that, according to Islam, Christian beliefs surrounding Jesus (AS) are based on falsified accounts of his life. That doesn't make the version of Jesus that Christians worship a completely different person.

Yes it does
Maybe Mohammed just liked the fact that Jesus had a cool and pretty notable name, huh? He (Jesus') name could be used to legitimize Islam in the eyes of some maybe? I dunno, I am just asking.

 

[Kalam]

Wanna answer the question, according to Islam, Jesus commits the ultimate sin? Correct?

You seem to be under the impression that Muslims accept the Christian account of Jesus's (AS) life and words wholesale. This is a small but significant part of why I think that you're pretty dumb.

Getting kinda crabby are we?

Not in the least. I'm not the one dishing out neg rep.

 

[PixieStix]

You seem to be under the impression that Muslims accept the Christian account of Jesus's (AS) life and words wholesale. This is a small but significant part of why I think that you're pretty dumb.

Getting kinda crabby are we?

Not in the least. I'm not the one dishing out neg rep.

I will neg rep you for involving someone who as far as I know has not even posted in this thread.

 

[jillian]

So, what you are saying is that Islam's Jesus and the Christian Jesus is NOT the same Jesus, correct?

Nope. What I've said is that, according to Islam, Christian beliefs surrounding Jesus (AS) are based on falsified accounts of his life. That doesn't make the version of Jesus that Christians worship a completely different person.

Yes it does
Maybe Mohammed just liked the fact that Jesus had a cool and pretty notable name, huh? He (Jesus') name could be used to legitimize Islam in the eyes of some maybe? I dunno, I am just asking.

except his name was Yeshua.

and the new testament relies on the 5 books of moses.

just sayin'

 

[Kalam]

Yes it does

While saying something like "yes it does" without further explanation befits your low level of intelligence, I'm afraid you'll have to do better than that...

Maybe Mohammed just liked the fact that Jesus had a cool and pretty notable name, huh? He (Jesus') name could be used to legitimize Islam in the eyes of some maybe? I dunno, I am just asking.

That might make sense if any significant Christian community had existed in the Hijaz at the time Muhammad (SAWS) began preaching. Unfortunately, that wasn't the case.

I know you don't know.

 

[Kalam]

Getting kinda crabby are we?

Not in the least. I'm not the one dishing out neg rep.

I will neg rep you for involving someone who as far as I know has not even posted in this thread.

Gummy? As our Dear Leader, he's relevant in any discussion around here. He may be along shortly to call me a "dumb Turk" (I'm not Turkish) and a "bumblebee ass notherfuckker."