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  1. Joz
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    *I think the inventor of the pinata may have had some unresolved donkey issues.
    *It's too bad ignorange isn't painful.
    *It's only funny 'til someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
    *Never feed your cat anything that clashes with the carpet.
    *I think, therefore I am.....not related to you.
    *Winning isn't everything--gloating & rubbing it in--that's everything!
    *I found the perfect man: Mr. Coffee
    *If people concentrated on the really important stuff in life--there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
    *I smile because I'm your mother/father. I laugh because there isn't anything you can do about it.
    *If your dog doesn't like somebody--you probably shouldn't either.
    *Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It's not fair that some men should be happier than others.
    *The second day of a diet is easier. By then, you're off of it.
    *Don't try to get on my good side. I don't have one.
    *I started out with nothing. And so far I still have most of it left.
    *Guys have feeling too. But like--Who cares?
    *So you're a feminist--isn't that cute.
    *I'm not being rude....you're just insignificant
    *If it weren't for physics & law enforcement--I'd be unstopable.
    *I saw Elvis. He sat between me & Bigfoot on the UFO.
    *I'm not hard to please. I just like things my way.
    *Veni, Vendi, Visa
    I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
     
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    some of that is no shit!
     

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