X-rated sayings

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Joz, Sep 7, 2004.

  1. Joz

    Joz Senior Member

    Mar 9, 2004
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    *Sex is only dirty if it's done right
    *Nice guys finish last
    *A hard on doesn't count as personal growth
    *This is not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a sex machine.
    *It's ok to laugh during sex, just don't point.
    *Sex is one of the 9 reasons for reincarnation. The other 8 are unimportant.
    *Perfect marriage: She doesn't want to & he can't
    *If God were a woman, She'd have made sperm taste like chocolate.
    *My friends got me a sweater. But I'd preferred a moaner or a screamer.
    *It ain't the size, it's the....no wait, it is the size.
    *I know nothing about sex--I've always been married.
    *Divorce: The Latin word for having your balls ripped off thru your wallet.

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