*Sex is only dirty if it's done right *Nice guys finish last *A hard on doesn't count as personal growth *This is not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a sex machine. *It's ok to laugh during sex, just don't point. *Sex is one of the 9 reasons for reincarnation. The other 8 are unimportant. *Perfect marriage: She doesn't want to & he can't *If God were a woman, She'd have made sperm taste like chocolate. *My friends got me a sweater. But I'd preferred a moaner or a screamer. *It ain't the size, it's the....no wait, it is the size. *I know nothing about sex--I've always been married. *Divorce: The Latin word for having your balls ripped off thru your wallet.