Monday funnies

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Sandy73, Jul 26, 2004.

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    A recent survey was conducted to discover
    >why men get out of bed in the middle of
    >the night:
    >
    >5% said it was to get a glass of water
    >
    >12% said it was to go to the toilet
    >
    >83% said it was to go home (hehehe....that's funny)
    >_________________________________________________________________________
    >(Q) What's the best form of birth control
    >after 50?
    > (People get naked after 50?)
    >(A) Nudity
    >_________________________________________________________________________
    >
    >(Q) What's the difference between a girlfriend
    >and a wife?
    > (Now that's a funny joke!)
    >(A) 45 lbs
    >_________________________________________________________________________
    >
    >(Q) What do you call a smart
    >blonde?
    > (Obviously, this guy doesn't know me real well.)
    >(A) A golden retriever
    >_________________________________________________________________________
    >
    >(Q) What's the Cuban national
    >anthem?
    > (I love this joke...It's so funny.)
    >(A) Row, row, row your boat.
    >_________________________________________________________________________
    >
     

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