As I write this (in "my" time), a dire thing has happened to America. The laws of the space-time continuum prevent me from going too greatly into the details, but suffice it to say that IF I have plotted this out correctly, THIS MESSAGE may arrive in time to SAVE AMERICA from a tragedy. So, PLEASE, I urgently BEG of YOU, heed these words of warning! On Election Day, 2008, if you folks in the United States of America don't get your SHIT together before then, there is every reason to believe that you are going to elect Barack H. Obama as President. I kid you NOT! Trust me when I tell you, I would NEVER take something THIS important that lightly! What he does AS President would make your hair turn white or fall out entirely if ONLY you could know about it in advance. Well, THIS is JUST that warning! Do you WANT the federal government to own American industrial giants like an automobile manufacturing company? It could HAPPEN! Don't you DARE let this horrible fate befall you. If you get this message in time, remember to vote for Freedom and Liberty. Vote for anyone but Barack H. Obama. I've double checked the calculations. You all SHOULD be getting this warning in time! HEED it. For the love of all humanity! Heed this warning! One final hint: if my message doesn't get there in time or if you fail to heed this warning, believe it or not, someday in late 2009 you guys will be preparing to try TERRORISTS as mere criminals and preparing to do so IN the United States of America! If I was just being jocular, do you think I'd waste my time by making-up something like THAT? Oh, and Cyrus says "hey!"