Message from 2009! PLEASE OPEN!

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    As I write this (in "my" time), a dire thing has happened to America.

    The laws of the space-time continuum prevent me from going too greatly into the details, but suffice it to say that IF I have plotted this out correctly, THIS MESSAGE may arrive in time to SAVE AMERICA from a tragedy.

    So, PLEASE, I urgently BEG of YOU, heed these words of warning!

    On Election Day, 2008, if you folks in the United States of America don't get your SHIT together before then, there is every reason to believe that you are going to elect Barack H. Obama as President.

    I kid you NOT!

    Trust me when I tell you, I would NEVER take something THIS important that lightly!

    What he does AS President would make your hair turn white or fall out entirely if ONLY you could know about it in advance.

    Well, THIS is JUST that warning! Do you WANT the federal government to own American industrial giants like an automobile manufacturing company? It could HAPPEN!

    Don't you DARE let this horrible fate befall you. If you get this message in time, remember to vote for Freedom and Liberty. Vote for anyone but Barack H. Obama.

    I've double checked the calculations. You all SHOULD be getting this warning in time! HEED it. For the love of all humanity! Heed this warning!

    One final hint: if my message doesn't get there in time or if you fail to heed this warning, believe it or not, someday in late 2009 you guys will be preparing to try TERRORISTS as mere criminals and preparing to do so IN the United States of America! If I was just being jocular, do you think I'd waste my time by making-up something like THAT?

    Oh, and Cyrus says "hey!"
     
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    All your efforts have always been a fail.

    No need for you to advertise it blew!
     
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    "all" and "always" are generally hard to back up. showing one effort that was not a failure would make your post wrong and show you to be an idiot for the millionth time. I wouldn't expect you to understand proofs or logic though.
     
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    I am naturally uninterested in what a moron such as you might "expect." Your opinion is as important to me as your grasp of logic or reason is lacking.

    When you have something worthwhile or even marginally intelligent to say, send up a flare.

    Nobody will be waiting.
     
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    Too bad this time machine couldnt make it back far enough to warn us about Bush.
     
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    It did. That's why we elected him. Good thing, too!

    Too bad people didn't take the hint in 2008.

    I have PROOF that electing President Obama is a HIDEOUS thing:







    Vice President Joe Biden.

    :eek:
     
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    yes 5000 dead U.S. service members in a war that empowered Iran may be a good thing in the eyes of some.
     
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    The war in Iraq would not have "empowered" Iran at all (even to whatever extent it might actually be claimed that Iran is empowered now) were it not for the liberal yah-hoos undermining what was happening at the time.

    And you can stop with the liberal shit of counting the dead. Nobody in ANY war ever wants any of their own to get killed. Every single one of the over 4000 lost is lamented. And they are NOT lamented just by liberals or other opponents of the war effort, either.

    War entails fighting and dying and all of it is tragic. That does not mean, however, that the fighting was unjustified or that the losses were a waste of their lives.
     

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