Bonzi
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... funny or mean (or both????)
Man Offers Dog-Hating Girlfriend on Craigslist Fox News Insider
EXERPT
Under the title, "Free to Any Willing Home," the man said that his girlfriend doesn't like Molly, so "I have to rehome her."
"She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done," he wrote.
And on he went...
"Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!"
Man Offers Dog-Hating Girlfriend on Craigslist Fox News Insider
EXERPT
Under the title, "Free to Any Willing Home," the man said that his girlfriend doesn't like Molly, so "I have to rehome her."
"She is a purebred from a wealthy area and I have had her 4 years. She likes to play games. Not totally trained. Has long hair so she's a little high maintenance, especially the nails, but she loves having them done," he wrote.
And on he went...
"Stays up all night yapping but sleeps while I work. Only eats the best, most expensive food. Will NEVER greet you at the door after a long day or give you unconditional love when you're down. Does not bite but she can be mean as hell!"