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He once had a nightmare, just because he wanted to.

 

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He has definitive answers to the top 10 conspiracy theories.

 

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He once got lost in the Bermuda Triangle — on purpose.

 

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He has counted to infinity twice

 

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He has never had a pimple.

 

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Raccoons, dogs and bears do not break into his garbage — out of respect.

 

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He has never hit a pothole.

 

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He is a lover AND a dancer.

 

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Great bands cover HIS songs.

 

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He has never contemplated the meaning of life.

 

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He has never heard of "the shaft" or a "raw deal".

 

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He has never broken a guitar string.

 

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Whores in church have never sweated when he's been there with them.

 

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Both sides of his pillow are cool.

 

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He has never "not seen that one coming."

 

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He has never heard of a "dead-end street".

 

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Priests go to him to confess.

 

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His disposable razors have never gone dull.

 

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He has never heard a crappy song on the radio.

 

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Deer don't get lost in his headlights.