>>Louisiana Women >Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their >new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman >from Penn. And bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do >all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He >said that >it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean >house and the dishes were all washed and put away. > >The second man had married a woman from West Virginia. He bragged that >he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, >dishes, and cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any >results, but the >next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the >dishes was done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. > >The third man had married a Louisiana girl. He boasted that he told her his >house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry >washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he >didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by >the third day some >of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!