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[Sunshine]

Get in touch with your feminine side: Read Pearl Buck
Get in touch with your masculine side: Read Shakespeare
Get in touch with your mother: Her advice isn't as stupid as you think it is
Get in touch with your father: Neither is his.
Get in touch with God: You need Him, but he doesn't need you.
Get in touch with Jesus: His burden is easy and his yoke is light.
Get in touch with Buddha: We ourselves must walk the path.
Get in touch with the Goddess: She once ruled the earth
Get in touch with Shiva: She dances on the back of man who is preoccupied with the things of this world.
Get in touch with yourself: Read Plato and get out of the cave.
Get off the forums and get in touch with work: Contrary to popular belief, work is noble.
Get in touch with others less fortunate than yourself: You will appreciate what you have.
Get in touch with others more fortunate than yourself: You will learn what true opportunity is.
Get a good night's sleep: You can't function without it.
Get at least one good meal every day: Many people of the world don't have that much.
Wear nice clothes, and a dash of perfume.
Study Ecclesiastes: It was written by the wisest man who ever lived.
Get yourself a good mate: The Bible says, 'Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour.'
Give to others: Cast your bread upon the water.
Do not worry: Consider the lilies of the field, they toil and spin not.
Travel: Suffering makes you deep. Travel makes you broad.

Ask: Ask and you will be answered.

Knock: Knock and it will be opened unto you.

Seek: Seek and you will find. Become a seeker.

Study for the rest of your life: You can never know too much. The more you know, the more you realize how little you know.































And don't take advice from Luddly.

 

[Pheonix]

Thankyou everyone so far! This has been giving me lots of food for thought, and has sent little brainstorming sirens going up in my brain.

I think that Luddly's advice is excellent, by the way.