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Get in touch with your feminine side: Read Pearl Buck
Get in touch with your masculine side: Read Shakespeare
Get in touch with your mother: Her advice isn't as stupid as you think it is
Get in touch with your father: Neither is his.
Get in touch with God: You need Him, but he doesn't need you.
Get in touch with Jesus: His burden is easy and his yoke is light.
Get in touch with Buddha: We ourselves must walk the path.
Get in touch with the Goddess: She once ruled the earth
Get in touch with Shiva: She dances on the back of man who is preoccupied with the things of this world.
Get in touch with yourself: Read Plato and get out of the cave.
Get off the forums and get in touch with work: Contrary to popular belief, work is noble.
Get in touch with others less fortunate than yourself: You will appreciate what you have.
Get in touch with others more fortunate than yourself: You will learn what true opportunity is.
Get a good night's sleep: You can't function without it.
Get at least one good meal every day: Many people of the world don't have that much.
Wear nice clothes, and a dash of perfume.
Study Ecclesiastes: It was written by the wisest man who ever lived.
Get yourself a good mate: The Bible says, 'Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour.'
Give to others: Cast your bread upon the water.
Do not worry: Consider the lilies of the field, they toil and spin not.
Travel: Suffering makes you deep. Travel makes you broad.
Ask: Ask and you will be answered.
Knock: Knock and it will be opened unto you.
Seek: Seek and you will find. Become a seeker.
Study for the rest of your life: You can never know too much. The more you know, the more you realize how little you know.
And don't take advice from Luddly.
Get in touch with your masculine side: Read Shakespeare
Get in touch with your mother: Her advice isn't as stupid as you think it is
Get in touch with your father: Neither is his.
Get in touch with God: You need Him, but he doesn't need you.
Get in touch with Jesus: His burden is easy and his yoke is light.
Get in touch with Buddha: We ourselves must walk the path.
Get in touch with the Goddess: She once ruled the earth
Get in touch with Shiva: She dances on the back of man who is preoccupied with the things of this world.
Get in touch with yourself: Read Plato and get out of the cave.
Get off the forums and get in touch with work: Contrary to popular belief, work is noble.
Get in touch with others less fortunate than yourself: You will appreciate what you have.
Get in touch with others more fortunate than yourself: You will learn what true opportunity is.
Get a good night's sleep: You can't function without it.
Get at least one good meal every day: Many people of the world don't have that much.
Wear nice clothes, and a dash of perfume.
Study Ecclesiastes: It was written by the wisest man who ever lived.
Get yourself a good mate: The Bible says, 'Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour.'
Give to others: Cast your bread upon the water.
Do not worry: Consider the lilies of the field, they toil and spin not.
Travel: Suffering makes you deep. Travel makes you broad.
Ask: Ask and you will be answered.
Knock: Knock and it will be opened unto you.
Seek: Seek and you will find. Become a seeker.
Study for the rest of your life: You can never know too much. The more you know, the more you realize how little you know.
And don't take advice from Luddly.
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