Here is what the people of diversity and tolerance do not tolerate.
Trans fats
I wouldn't know a trans fat from Fats Wallar and ain't I a liberal?
Fast food
Eat all the fast food you want, is my theory and ain't I a liberal
Second hand smoke
I'm a smoker and even I cannot stand it when smoke from my own cigarette blows in my face.
Tobacco use
I just laid down $7.50 for a pack of poison and ain't I a liberal?
reducing government waste/spending
Give me the power and just watch what happens to that budget, and ain't I a liberal?
reasonable taxes
I'm all over reasonable taxes and ain't I a liberal?
oil companies
Which ones? And ain't I a liberal?
high profit margins (unless it benefits themselves or gives them an excuse to increase taxes)
What? Where are you getting this stuff anyway? The Dumbness for Dummies handbook?
SUV's (but their limos and private/or lobbyist provided jets= OK)
Okay, you got me. I do hate SUV drivers often. Far too many of them are tailgating morons
Corporate jets
What are you talking about? Some of my best friends are corporate jets. Of course, I wouldn't want one to live next door and marry my sister, or anything.
YOUR carbon footprint... taboo to bring up theirs
Authentic liberals walk on their hands to avoid leaving them.
Successful business (see reasonable taxes and the next line)
Oh yeah, this complaint makes sense. Every liberal hates every successful business...especially theirs.
Freedom of Speech (why else would the fairness doctrine be proposed)
I totally oppose the so called fairness doctrine and ain't I a liberal?
Popular conservative talk shows
Now you confusing contempt for hatred. Wildly different things.
Conservative media outlets
What the hell are they?
Christianity (but all other religions are welcome)
Which brand? I'm rather partial to mine.
Controlling Borders (they refuse to controll them out of fear of being called a rascist. As if ONLY minorities cross borders!)
Oh, yeah, that's right I forgot, Bush II was a liberal, too.
I'm having a hard time processing that new position most of you whining crybaby self-proclaiming conservatives have taken of late.
War (unless it has a good label like the war on poverty)
Is that roasting chickenkawk I smell wafting from this post? Smells delicious! Be sure to baste it lots of hypocracy, cuase that's how people like you usually serve it up.
Letting people fail and learn from mistakes (housing)
We see you keep failing and not learning. Our frustration is an adult thing. You'll understand someday, I'm certain.
Different opinions on social issues
I'm lovin' yours. It makes me feel smart. Thanks!
Guns
I like my guns, lad. It's yours cause me concern.
People learning the truth about Jimmy Carter and how he basically started this whole housing debacle
Yeah, remember how the housing crises started probably before you were born? Gee that was bad, wasn't it?
People who see through their blatent hypocrisy.... i.e. conservatives
I hate see-through hypocracy.I can nver find anything to match it with except buckle shoes and they make my feet look big.
Have you got anything in opaque hypocracy? I can work with that if I accessorize properly.