Late Breaking News: Very Late: Countdown To Arrest of Lois Lerner

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    Late Breaking News: Very Late: Countdown To Arrest of Lois Lerner

    We have it on deep-doo-doo authority, LadyGunSlinger-of-doo-doo, that secret agent Allen West, who has a higher security clearance than the CinC, has reported on his dweeb-site -- Lois Lerner is going to be arrested.

    A Congressman of a certain political persuasion has proposed a resolution asking the Sgt of Arms of the US House of Representatives, to arrest Lois Lerner. May as well have asked Sgt Schultz the Sgt of Alms...

    anyway

    day 1 and counting: 7/11 (no joking) 2014

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    Oh, I'm gonna like this thread. :D
     
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    It's the end of the day back East (est) what is the news so far?

    Has Lois been put under 'House' arrest :lol: or has the good LadyGumFlapper and Company initiated a false alarm? Hmmm...this is serious business,,,the fate of the republic is in the balance.

    check in later for updates

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    :rofl:
     
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    Oh, you will. The fate of the republic hangs in the balance. This is histeria-history in the making!

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    Oh yes, laugh now -- but agent West of the higher-than-CinC security clearance will not be thwarted! He has Agent LadyGumFlapper and her she-male peons (mad-as-hell-cabbie-without-a-driver-license and others) working on this.

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    Free Republic is reporting that an unnamed congressional aide overheard an unknown number of House Republicans preparing legislation that may or may not include plans to consider arresting Lois Lerner!!! More at the link:

    Lois Lerner on the ropes!
     
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    OMG! The conspiracy -- uhm -- err -- eh -- the BREAKING news unravels
     
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    I wonder if Ted Koppel will come out of retirement to do a Nightline kind of special on this like when the Americans were held hostage in Iran back in 1979.

    Anyone got any good ideas for some dramatic music as a lead in? Which instruments do you think will convey the appropriate suspense?
     
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    I think a few photos of Tea Bags (used) with "Don't Tread On Me" and "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" spread over the images should do.

    Music? Something from a Christian Rock Group.

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