Jesus was a liberal

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    Liberals almost never get Bible quotes correct. It's intentional.
    Matthew 19:21 (KJB)
    "Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me."

    Jesus isn't saying that you should be poor, He's saying help the poor and don't be materialistic.

    Plus, He's saying "Come follow Me".

    Liberals don't repeat that because they don't wanna' do it.
     
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    Che was a liberal, too. Between Jesus and Che, whose image are you more likely to find in US public schools? How many people did Jesus kill to justify his end goal?
     
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    "The Poor" was a sub-cult of the Essenes, not modern day White Trash or Neggahs. Jesus, who probably never existed, was a very sick individual with an Oedipus Complex. And he was not even the non-existent, limp wristed Yahweh "Catholics" made him hundreds of years after the failed overthrow of Rome.
     
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    Regardless of how whomever wants to classify Jesus he was a revolutionary badass for his time. Doesn't matter if you believe he is the son of god or not, still badass.
     
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    On the other hand, here is a depiction of Jesus as a friend of successful businessmen:
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    Matthew 19:24 And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
     
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    Yes, indeed, Jesus is a friend to all.
     
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    Liberals are not business men? Really? You think all business men are conservatives? How narrow is your world?
     
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    "Businessmen" is one word and stop with the ditzy comments. We've already had this discussion several times and I am tiring of it.
     

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