Kim Jong Un taunts Trump with photo of hair withstanding gale force winds!

Andy Borowitz is one of my favorite columnists. He has a knack for sucking you in slowly until it's too funny to be true.

Conservatives (especially Trumpkins) don't understand political satire.
In fact, the Andy stuff I post in our "Political Satire" forum is OFTEN taken seriously. :D

Indeed two of them scurried in right after your post to prove exactly that point.
Methinks 'satire' is completely over their heads.
 
This is the best you got Dr Loser?
Hair jokes?
Do you have any idea you idiot how well your hair joke would play there?
You stupid snide smug bastard.
His military personnel have worms for Christ's sake!
And you supporting him.
ASSHOLE.
 
seems that you and the short rocket man have lots in common? Both are commie punks...

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This is the best you got Dr Loser?
Hair jokes?
Do you have any idea you idiot how well your hair joke would play there?
You stupid snide smug bastard.
His military personnel have worms for Christ's sake!
And you supporting him.
ASSHOLE.

Where did I support Lil Kim?
ASSHOLE
 
This is the best you got Dr Loser?
Hair jokes?
Do you have any idea you idiot how well your hair joke would play there?
You stupid snide smug bastard.
His military personnel have worms for Christ's sake!
And you supporting him.
ASSHOLE.
Aw. Satire gives Pinky da sadz. :eusa_boohoo:

I must say though, "his military personnel have worms for Christ's sake" is one of the most informative lines I've read all day. Especially since having worms is usually for fishing's sake.
 
Ouch! :laugh2:

PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—In a week when Donald J. Trump suffered the worst hair day of his Presidency, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un taunted his American nemesis by releasing a photo of his own hair easily withstanding a gale-force wind.

The photo showed a broadly smiling Kim, his hair seemingly unperturbed by what the state-run Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) claimed were winds gusting up to fifty miles per hour.

According to KCNA’s news release, “Dear Leader’s mighty wind-resistant raven mane easily overmatches the American dotard’s sparse bleached strands.”

Perhaps in response to Kim’s taunt, the White House doctor, Ronny Jackson, held a hastily scheduled press conference to give an upbeat assessment of Trump’s hair.

“I have thoroughly examined the President’s hair, and in my medical opinion it is substantially thicker, lusher, and more luxuriant than Kim Jong Un’s hair,” he said, adding, “I hate myself.”​

Kim Jong Un Taunts Trump with Photo of Hair Withstanding Gale-Force Wind

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You guys sure love you some Kim Jong Un.


wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooossssssssshhhhhhhhh

Is that the sound of the breeze going in one of your ears and out the other? It has to be because it’s not the post going over my head. I’m just pointing out how you leftists live KJI and NK these days. It’s true isn’t it?
 

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