Andy Borowitz is one of my favorite columnists. He has a knack for sucking you in slowly until it's too funny to be true.
Conservatives (especially Trumpkins) don't understand political satire.
In fact, the Andy stuff I post in our "Political Satire" forum is OFTEN taken seriously.
Indeed two of them scurried in right after your post to prove exactly that point.
Methinks 'satire' is completely over their heads.