Kim Jong Un taunts Trump with photo of hair withstanding gale force winds!

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    Ouch! :laugh2:

    PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—In a week when Donald J. Trump suffered the worst hair day of his Presidency, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un taunted his American nemesis by releasing a photo of his own hair easily withstanding a gale-force wind.

    The photo showed a broadly smiling Kim, his hair seemingly unperturbed by what the state-run Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) claimed were winds gusting up to fifty miles per hour.

    According to KCNA’s news release, “Dear Leader’s mighty wind-resistant raven mane easily overmatches the American dotard’s sparse bleached strands.”

    Perhaps in response to Kim’s taunt, the White House doctor, Ronny Jackson, held a hastily scheduled press conference to give an upbeat assessment of Trump’s hair.

    “I have thoroughly examined the President’s hair, and in my medical opinion it is substantially thicker, lusher, and more luxuriant than Kim Jong Un’s hair,” he said, adding, “I hate myself.”​

    Kim Jong Un Taunts Trump with Photo of Hair Withstanding Gale-Force Wind

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    Andy Borowitz is one of my favorite columnists. He has a knack for sucking you in slowly until it's too funny to be true.
     
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    You guys sure love you some Kim Jong Un.
     
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    Lil Fucker sure has some beaver teeth...
     
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    Drop a MOAB on the little fat fuck....the world would be better off
     
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    Doctor Proctor then added, "in my professional opinion the President's hair is the healthiest of any President in history. Or at least since Eisenhower. Many doctors are saying that, including my colleagues Dr. John Miller and Dr. John Baron. Also there's a Time Magazine cover story about it featuring thousands of doctors dancing on rooftops".
     
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    wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooossssssssshhhhhhhhh
     
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    (in supersonic mode)
     
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    It's a sad commentary that some of you TDS nitwits have gone so far down the rabbit hole that you take the side of someone like Whoa! Fat! just to get a sad little dig in at Trump.
     
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    Yeah, well that brat will be an old fat bald guy someday, too.
     
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