Put on your best clothing, drive your best vehicle, say the right and proper words, show up at the building with the spire pointing up, impress your friends and drop off your tithe. I suggest tithing your gross. New buildings, add ons, stained glass, oak or mahagony pews, musical instruments, expensive sound systems, carpeting, preacher's expenses, his salary, his home, youth programs, religious retreats, etc. must be funded. You do this and say your hail Mary's and I promise you good feelings through the Christmas week. Oh.....don't forget to drop in an extra $20 for Jesus' birthday and something for the pope.