It's "Hip" to be Round

[JW Frogen]

Fat has always been hip if you know how to hug it, you gotta know how to hug it.

 

[Gudrid]

Serving member of HM armed forces. Sorry no pics. Private demonstrations at a venue of choice can be arranged though.

So can I hire you out to dance for Bachelorette Parties?

Dancing? Dancing!!!!!! I'm an effing Royal Marine. Not an effing ballet dancer. On the other hand, if you want a man who can stand rigid to attention for hours on end, then look no further.

Is this a trick question?