It's "Hip" to be Round

[alan1]

I have a sweet tooth today so any gents out there want to provide some eye candy post away those pics.

Do chocolate covered men count?

LMAO no, I guess no takers so off to take a nap.

I guess you do like the "round" men.

 

[Big Black Dog]

So can I hire you out to dance for Bachelorette Parties?

Big Black Dog's Price List for Dancing at Bachelorette Parties:
Dressed as:

Fireman: $100.00
Cop: $100.00
Businessman: $80.00
Baby $150.00
Cowboy $75.00
Clown $60.00
Nude Free to those brave enough to stay!!!

Please... Dollar bills only. No loose change.

 

[Bootneck]

I think we need pics, right ladies?

Serving member of HM armed forces. Sorry no pics. Private demonstrations at a venue of choice can be arranged though.

So can I hire you out to dance for Bachelorette Parties?

Dancing? Dancing!!!!!! I'm an effing Royal Marine. Not an effing ballet dancer. On the other hand, if you want a man who can stand rigid to attention for hours on end, then look no further.

 

[Bootneck]

So can I hire you out to dance for Bachelorette Parties?

Big Black Dog's Price List for Dancing at Bachelorette Parties:
Dressed as:

Fireman: $100.00
Cop: $100.00
Businessman: $80.00
Baby $150.00
Cowboy $75.00
Clown $60.00
Nude Free to those brave enough to stay!!!

Please... Dollar bills only. No loose change.

If you're going to dance nude for free, why not stick a pair of glasses over your private parts. That way you could make a spectacle of yourself!

 

[Big Black Dog]

So can I hire you out to dance for Bachelorette Parties?

Big Black Dog's Price List for Dancing at Bachelorette Parties:
Dressed as:

Fireman: $100.00
Cop: $100.00
Businessman: $80.00
Baby $150.00
Cowboy $75.00
Clown $60.00
Nude Free to those brave enough to stay!!!

Please... Dollar bills only. No loose change.

If you're going to dance nude for free, why not stick a pair of glasses over your private parts. That way you could make a spectacle of yourself!

Bootneck, you da man!!!

 

[Bootneck]

Big Black Dog's Price List for Dancing at Bachelorette Parties:
Dressed as:

Fireman: $100.00
Cop: $100.00
Businessman: $80.00
Baby $150.00
Cowboy $75.00
Clown $60.00
Nude Free to those brave enough to stay!!!

Please... Dollar bills only. No loose change.

If you're going to dance nude for free, why not stick a pair of glasses over your private parts. That way you could make a spectacle of yourself!

Bootneck, you da man!!!

I bet you say that to all the blokes!

 

[007]

Firstly, not all men in their thirties have pot bellies! Mine is flat as a board.

Secondly, pot bellies may be trendy in the eyes of some, but sexually, a pot belly leaves a man at a disadvantage. Think about it. What would be the first thing that would touch a woman's naked body when her pot bellied man moves in close. Of course, that squidgy pot belly. How romantic.

Now, on the other hand, with me.......................................

I think we need pics, right ladies?

Serving member of HM armed forces. Sorry no pics. Private demonstrations at a venue of choice can be arranged though.

Do you guys ever get sick of having to say "Her Majesty?" I mean what purpose does the queen or any other "royal" serve, other than to simply be rich and play?

(No disrespect intended.)

 

[Bootneck]

I think we need pics, right ladies?

Serving member of HM armed forces. Sorry no pics. Private demonstrations at a venue of choice can be arranged though.

Do you guys ever get sick of having to say "Her Majesty?" I mean what purpose does the queen or any other "royal" serve, other than to simply be rich and play?

(No disrespect intended.)

No. We don't really give a fuck!

 

[Xenophon]

So can I hire you out to dance for Bachelorette Parties?

Big Black Dog's Price List for Dancing at Bachelorette Parties:
Dressed as:

Fireman: $100.00
Cop: $100.00
Businessman: $80.00
Baby $150.00
Cowboy $75.00
Clown $60.00
Nude Free to those brave enough to stay!!!

Please... Dollar bills only. No loose change.

So, do you pay them cash or check when you dance?

 

[007]

Serving member of HM armed forces. Sorry no pics. Private demonstrations at a venue of choice can be arranged though.

Do you guys ever get sick of having to say "Her Majesty?" I mean what purpose does the queen or any other "royal" serve, other than to simply be rich and play?

(No disrespect intended.)

No. We don't really give a fuck!

OK. But the reason I asked was because I seem to recall a British reporter saying once awhile back that a lot of Brits now resented the "royal family."

 

[Terry]

Nap was interupted by a phone call...so where are all the pictures? You think any of you would be hired on your words alone? Come fess up the proof.

 

[007]

Nap was interupted by a phone call...so where are all the pictures? You think any of you would be hired on your words alone? Come fess up the proof.

Pictures... ya... we had fun posting pictures of ourselves once upon a time long ago... until some abused it. Now people are pretty skittish about posting pics. Too many photoshop morons out there ready to mess with what you post.

 

[random3434]

Nap was interupted by a phone call...so where are all the pictures? You think any of you would be hired on your words alone? Come fess up the proof.

OK you all, don't tell Bootneck, but I'm going to post the pic he pm'd me with. I'm sure he won't mind:

 

[Terry]

Way too young Echo. LOL

 

[random3434]

Way too young Echo. LOL

How about this one then?

 

[Terry]

Way too young Echo. LOL

How about this one then?

As long as he doesn't speak....I'm all over it.

 

[Bootneck]

Nap was interupted by a phone call...so where are all the pictures? You think any of you would be hired on your words alone? Come fess up the proof.

OK you all, don't tell Bootneck, but I'm going to post the pic he pm'd me with. I'm sure he won't mind:

That's skin and bone. Not muscle! I reckon he has a tapeworm problem.

 

[random3434]

Nap was interupted by a phone call...so where are all the pictures? You think any of you would be hired on your words alone? Come fess up the proof.

OK you all, don't tell Bootneck, but I'm going to post the pic he pm'd me with. I'm sure he won't mind:

That's skin and bone. Not muscle! I reckon he has a tapeworm problem.

Well, until you provide us with your pic, we will just assume this is you then!

 

[Bootneck]

OK you all, don't tell Bootneck, but I'm going to post the pic he pm'd me with. I'm sure he won't mind:

That's skin and bone. Not muscle! I reckon he has a tapeworm problem.

Well, until you provide us with your pic, we will just assume this is you then!

Name, rank and date of birth is all you'll get.

 

[Phoenix]

Do chocolate covered men count?

Chocolate?

Did someone say "chocolate"?