Italian Pregnancy

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    An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:

    Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life...

    Additionally,if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

    If a boy is born,my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.

    If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

    However,if there is a miscarriage,what do you suggest I do?'

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.

    'You gonna try again.'
     
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