ISIS Reveals Its Sensitive Side

[Rob37]

In a remarkable turn of events, notorious blood-thirsty murderers, ISIS, has published a marriage advice column in its periodical. This periodical routinely advises its readers on how to conduct terror attacks. But in a recent issue they decided to focus on the family.

The article gives useful advice, like how BOTH man and woman should not air their dirty laundry in public, and that there needs to be mutual respect. They even suggest marriage counseling if things get out of hand. Also of note is that wives are advised not to disparage their "co-wives".

All in all, the article offers great advice and suggests that maybe ISIS are not such bad folks after all. Thanks to this article ISIS couples can enjoy a much more fulfilling marriage and life with their spouses as they go about their campaign of terror and cold-blooded bigoted mass murder. The last thing a man needs after a full day of beheading Christians and setting homosexuals on fire is to come home to a bitching wife.

ISIS Warns of 'Lack of Manliness' in Marriage in Relationship Advice Column




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[frigidweirdo]

In a remarkable turn of events, notorious blood-thirsty murderers, ISIS, has published a marriage advice column in its periodical. This periodical routinely advises its readers on how to conduct terror attacks. But in a recent issue they decided to focus on the family.

The article gives useful advice, like how BOTH man and woman should not air their dirty laundry in public, and that there needs to be mutual respect. They even suggest marriage counseling if things get out of hand. Also of note is that wives are advised not to disparage their "co-wives".

All in all, the article offers great advice and suggests that maybe ISIS are not such bad folks after all. Thanks to this article ISIS couples can enjoy a much more fulfilling marriage and life with their spouses as they go about their campaign of terror and cold-blooded bigoted mass murder. The last thing a man needs after a full day of beheading Christians and setting homosexuals on fire is to come home to a bitching wife.

ISIS Warns of 'Lack of Manliness' in Marriage in Relationship Advice Column




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I'll wait until I see blood-thirsty murderers the USA bring out their marriage guidance too, and then compare them.

 

[AsianTrumpSupporter]

Sounds like ISIS got a PR agent.

 

[JustAnotherNut]

I thought ISIS encouraged wife beating

 

[Marianne]

ISIS marriage advice= don't piss him off or he'll beat the shit out of you and nobody will know because he will cover you in a Burqa.

 

[Kat]

smh

 

[Roudy]

In a remarkable turn of events, notorious blood-thirsty murderers, ISIS, has published a marriage advice column in its periodical. This periodical routinely advises its readers on how to conduct terror attacks. But in a recent issue they decided to focus on the family.

The article gives useful advice, like how BOTH man and woman should not air their dirty laundry in public, and that there needs to be mutual respect. They even suggest marriage counseling if things get out of hand. Also of note is that wives are advised not to disparage their "co-wives".

All in all, the article offers great advice and suggests that maybe ISIS are not such bad folks after all. Thanks to this article ISIS couples can enjoy a much more fulfilling marriage and life with their spouses as they go about their campaign of terror and cold-blooded bigoted mass murder. The last thing a man needs after a full day of beheading Christians and setting homosexuals on fire is to come home to a bitching wife.

ISIS Warns of 'Lack of Manliness' in Marriage in Relationship Advice Column




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"Beating your wife once a day, leads to a healthy marriage"

"Do not gossip or speak ill of the goat co-wife, for it will most certainly be your husband's favorite"

 

[Roudy]

ISIS marriage advice= don't piss him off or he'll beat the shit out of you and nobody will know because he will cover you in a Burqa.

"if the punch bag has big red marks on it, it is most likely your wife in a burka"

 

[CarlinAnnArbor]

In a remarkable turn of events, notorious blood-thirsty murderers, ISIS, has published a marriage advice column in its periodical. This periodical routinely advises its readers on how to conduct terror attacks. But in a recent issue they decided to focus on the family.

The article gives useful advice, like how BOTH man and woman should not air their dirty laundry in public, and that there needs to be mutual respect. They even suggest marriage counseling if things get out of hand. Also of note is that wives are advised not to disparage their "co-wives".

All in all, the article offers great advice and suggests that maybe ISIS are not such bad folks after all. Thanks to this article ISIS couples can enjoy a much more fulfilling marriage and life with their spouses as they go about their campaign of terror and cold-blooded bigoted mass murder. The last thing a man needs after a full day of beheading Christians and setting homosexuals on fire is to come home to a bitching wife.

ISIS Warns of 'Lack of Manliness' in Marriage in Relationship Advice Column




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Happy wives, happy life