Rob37
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In a remarkable turn of events, notorious blood-thirsty murderers, ISIS, has published a marriage advice column in its periodical. This periodical routinely advises its readers on how to conduct terror attacks. But in a recent issue they decided to focus on the family.
The article gives useful advice, like how BOTH man and woman should not air their dirty laundry in public, and that there needs to be mutual respect. They even suggest marriage counseling if things get out of hand. Also of note is that wives are advised not to disparage their "co-wives".
All in all, the article offers great advice and suggests that maybe ISIS are not such bad folks after all. Thanks to this article ISIS couples can enjoy a much more fulfilling marriage and life with their spouses as they go about their campaign of terror and cold-blooded bigoted mass murder. The last thing a man needs after a full day of beheading Christians and setting homosexuals on fire is to come home to a bitching wife.
ISIS Warns of 'Lack of Manliness' in Marriage in Relationship Advice Column
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The article gives useful advice, like how BOTH man and woman should not air their dirty laundry in public, and that there needs to be mutual respect. They even suggest marriage counseling if things get out of hand. Also of note is that wives are advised not to disparage their "co-wives".
All in all, the article offers great advice and suggests that maybe ISIS are not such bad folks after all. Thanks to this article ISIS couples can enjoy a much more fulfilling marriage and life with their spouses as they go about their campaign of terror and cold-blooded bigoted mass murder. The last thing a man needs after a full day of beheading Christians and setting homosexuals on fire is to come home to a bitching wife.
ISIS Warns of 'Lack of Manliness' in Marriage in Relationship Advice Column
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