Is Jesus the Word of God?

[ValerieYanez]

The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

And then Noah got 2 of every animal for his boat. So how did he get 'roos from Australia and back again?

The only animals that noah took on the ark were the people with displayed attributes shared by lower beasts described as either clean or unclean in scripture that were living in the holy land at the time.

The same types of people compared to animals described in kosher law kept in the ark of the covenant.


There were no kangaroos living in the holy land at the time. Kangaroos are irrelevant.

Anyway a kangaroo does not ruminate or have a cloven hoof so kangaroos are not kosher, whatever human archetype that kind of creature might represent according to the teaching in kosher law.

I suppose to figure it out you are going to have to think much more deeply than you are used to..

Shit! Wait a minute! you don't chew the cud, you don't have a cloven hoof... Hmmm.

Are you a kangaroo?

Okay, so if roos weren't on the boat and everyone and everything else drowned who wasn't on said boat, where do roos come from?

Australia silly.

But if everything that wasn't on the boat was murdered by god, how did roos get there?

God didn’t murder them

 

[Taz]

So I stumped you. Better luck next time.

lol... It may seem that way to you but I assure you it only seems that way.

If it seems that way to everyone, then it is. Otherwise, tell us how roos ended up in Oz.

Good luck next time.

The story isn't about the salvation of animals from a catastrophic world wide flood. The story is about the preservation of the types of people that inhabit the kingdom of God, you know, lions, tigers, bears, (oh my!) sheep, goats, wolves, dogs, swine, cattle, vultures, worms, and parasites, talking donkeys and serpents included, during an extinction level event. Most likely a meteor impact over the Indian Ocean.

The roos that survived the flood remained where they always were. Just like the survivors, including animals, of the several hundred catastrophic flood myths after a month long deluge of torrential rain from every continent around the world remained in whatever region they were already living in.

Now piss off.

Well, you certainly don't know your bible very well, because everything not on Noah's boat drowned.

Yeah, well if the big bad wolf ate grandma why are grandmothers still around?

Stumped? lol....

Maybe now you can explain to me how the thousands of years old story of a catastrophic weeks long deluge of torrential rain got to every continent around the world in places that never heard about Noah if nothing happened?

Magic?

I know, your god makes no sense. Maybe now you'll realize it as well.

 

[Taz]

The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

And then Noah got 2 of every animal for his boat. So how did he get 'roos from Australia and back again?

Do you think God isn’t capable of getting kangaroos to Australia?

So it was magic? What about all the water in the flood that god used to murder nearly everyone, including babies, what that a magic trick as well?

The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

And then Noah got 2 of every animal for his boat. So how did he get 'roos from Australia and back again?

Do you think God isn’t capable of getting kangaroos to Australia?

So it was magic? What about all the water in the flood that god used to murder nearly everyone, including babies, what that a magic trick as well?

It wasn’t magic it was God and it wasn’t murder.

Drowning nearly everyone one earth on purpose is murder. Isn't it a commandment as well "thou shall not kill"?

 

[ValerieYanez]

lol... It may seem that way to you but I assure you it only seems that way.

If it seems that way to everyone, then it is. Otherwise, tell us how roos ended up in Oz.

Good luck next time.

The story isn't about the salvation of animals from a catastrophic world wide flood. The story is about the preservation of the types of people that inhabit the kingdom of God, you know, lions, tigers, bears, (oh my!) sheep, goats, wolves, dogs, swine, cattle, vultures, worms, and parasites, talking donkeys and serpents included, during an extinction level event. Most likely a meteor impact over the Indian Ocean.

The roos that survived the flood remained where they always were. Just like the survivors, including animals, of the several hundred catastrophic flood myths after a month long deluge of torrential rain from every continent around the world remained in whatever region they were already living in.

Now piss off.

Well, you certainly don't know your bible very well, because everything not on Noah's boat drowned.

Yeah, well if the big bad wolf ate grandma why are grandmothers still around?

Stumped? lol....

Maybe now you can explain to me how the thousands of years old story of a catastrophic weeks long deluge of torrential rain got to every continent around the world in places that never heard about Noah if nothing happened?

Magic?

I know, your god makes no sense. Maybe now you'll realize it as well.

No what doesn’t make sense? He sent the flood and the people died but it wasn’t murder and he’s not a wizard so it wasn’t magic.

 

[undertherqadar]

Would you like to explain what are you doing worshipping and eating a matzo at mass again?

Cannibalism since they think it's their yashka's actual body

 

[ValerieYanez]

The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

And then Noah got 2 of every animal for his boat. So how did he get 'roos from Australia and back again?

Do you think God isn’t capable of getting kangaroos to Australia?

So it was magic? What about all the water in the flood that god used to murder nearly everyone, including babies, what that a magic trick as well?

The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

And then Noah got 2 of every animal for his boat. So how did he get 'roos from Australia and back again?

Do you think God isn’t capable of getting kangaroos to Australia?

So it was magic? What about all the water in the flood that god used to murder nearly everyone, including babies, what that a magic trick as well?

It wasn’t magic it was God and it wasn’t murder.

Drowning nearly everyone one earth on purpose is murder. Isn't it a commandment as well "thou shall not kill"?

Murder is unlawful killing. God didn’t break the law when he sent the flood.

 

[Taz]

If it seems that way to everyone, then it is. Otherwise, tell us how roos ended up in Oz.

Good luck next time.

The story isn't about the salvation of animals from a catastrophic world wide flood. The story is about the preservation of the types of people that inhabit the kingdom of God, you know, lions, tigers, bears, (oh my!) sheep, goats, wolves, dogs, swine, cattle, vultures, worms, and parasites, talking donkeys and serpents included, during an extinction level event. Most likely a meteor impact over the Indian Ocean.

The roos that survived the flood remained where they always were. Just like the survivors, including animals, of the several hundred catastrophic flood myths after a month long deluge of torrential rain from every continent around the world remained in whatever region they were already living in.

Now piss off.

Well, you certainly don't know your bible very well, because everything not on Noah's boat drowned.

Yeah, well if the big bad wolf ate grandma why are grandmothers still around?

Stumped? lol....

Maybe now you can explain to me how the thousands of years old story of a catastrophic weeks long deluge of torrential rain got to every continent around the world in places that never heard about Noah if nothing happened?

Magic?

I know, your god makes no sense. Maybe now you'll realize it as well.

No what doesn’t make sense? He sent the flood and the people died but it wasn’t murder and he’s not a wizard so it wasn’t magic.

Hypothetically, if I blow up the Hoover dam and the ensuing flood kills people, I'm guilty of murder. Yes or no?

 

[Taz]

And then Noah got 2 of every animal for his boat. So how did he get 'roos from Australia and back again?

Do you think God isn’t capable of getting kangaroos to Australia?

So it was magic? What about all the water in the flood that god used to murder nearly everyone, including babies, what that a magic trick as well?

And then Noah got 2 of every animal for his boat. So how did he get 'roos from Australia and back again?

Do you think God isn’t capable of getting kangaroos to Australia?

So it was magic? What about all the water in the flood that god used to murder nearly everyone, including babies, what that a magic trick as well?

It wasn’t magic it was God and it wasn’t murder.

Drowning nearly everyone one earth on purpose is murder. Isn't it a commandment as well "thou shall not kill"?

Murder is unlawful killing. God didn’t break the law when he sent the flood.

"Thou shall not kill". God's own law.

 

[percysunshine]

The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

I am trying to picture Catholic Nancy Pelosi saying this...and it is not working....

 

[ValerieYanez]

The story isn't about the salvation of animals from a catastrophic world wide flood. The story is about the preservation of the types of people that inhabit the kingdom of God, you know, lions, tigers, bears, (oh my!) sheep, goats, wolves, dogs, swine, cattle, vultures, worms, and parasites, talking donkeys and serpents included, during an extinction level event. Most likely a meteor impact over the Indian Ocean.

The roos that survived the flood remained where they always were. Just like the survivors, including animals, of the several hundred catastrophic flood myths after a month long deluge of torrential rain from every continent around the world remained in whatever region they were already living in.

Now piss off.

Well, you certainly don't know your bible very well, because everything not on Noah's boat drowned.

Yeah, well if the big bad wolf ate grandma why are grandmothers still around?

Stumped? lol....

Maybe now you can explain to me how the thousands of years old story of a catastrophic weeks long deluge of torrential rain got to every continent around the world in places that never heard about Noah if nothing happened?

Magic?

I know, your god makes no sense. Maybe now you'll realize it as well.

No what doesn’t make sense? He sent the flood and the people died but it wasn’t murder and he’s not a wizard so it wasn’t magic.

Hypothetically, if I blow up the Hoover dam and the ensuing flood kills people, I'm guilty of murder. Yes or no?

If you did that with the intention of killing people yes you murdered them. You broke God’s commandment thou shall not kill. That’s unlawful killing. God was not unlawful when he sent the flood. He’s God and upholds justice and those people who drowned in the flood were unlawful and died for it. God sent Jesus Christ and we’re forgiven through him and will not die.

 

[Taz]

Well, you certainly don't know your bible very well, because everything not on Noah's boat drowned.

Yeah, well if the big bad wolf ate grandma why are grandmothers still around?

Stumped? lol....

Maybe now you can explain to me how the thousands of years old story of a catastrophic weeks long deluge of torrential rain got to every continent around the world in places that never heard about Noah if nothing happened?

Magic?

I know, your god makes no sense. Maybe now you'll realize it as well.

No what doesn’t make sense? He sent the flood and the people died but it wasn’t murder and he’s not a wizard so it wasn’t magic.

Hypothetically, if I blow up the Hoover dam and the ensuing flood kills people, I'm guilty of murder. Yes or no?

If you did that with the intention of killing people yes you murdered them. You broke God’s commandment thou shall not kill. That’s unlawful killing. God was not unlawful when he sent the flood. He’s God and upholds justice and those people who drowned in the flood were unlawful and died for it. God sent Jesus Christ and we’re forgiven through him and will not die.

So the babies that god drowned were unlawful? How so?

 

[undertherqadar]

Well, you certainly don't know your bible very well, because everything not on Noah's boat drowned.

Yeah, well if the big bad wolf ate grandma why are grandmothers still around?

Stumped? lol....

Maybe now you can explain to me how the thousands of years old story of a catastrophic weeks long deluge of torrential rain got to every continent around the world in places that never heard about Noah if nothing happened?

Magic?

I know, your god makes no sense. Maybe now you'll realize it as well.

No what doesn’t make sense? He sent the flood and the people died but it wasn’t murder and he’s not a wizard so it wasn’t magic.

Hypothetically, if I blow up the Hoover dam and the ensuing flood kills people, I'm guilty of murder. Yes or no?

If you did that with the intention of killing people yes you murdered them. You broke God’s commandment thou shall not kill. That’s unlawful killing. God was not unlawful when he sent the flood. He’s God and upholds justice and those people who drowned in the flood were unlawful and died for it. God sent Jesus Christ and we’re forgiven through him and will not die.

 

[ValerieYanez]

Yeah, well if the big bad wolf ate grandma why are grandmothers still around?

Stumped? lol....

Maybe now you can explain to me how the thousands of years old story of a catastrophic weeks long deluge of torrential rain got to every continent around the world in places that never heard about Noah if nothing happened?

Magic?

I know, your god makes no sense. Maybe now you'll realize it as well.

No what doesn’t make sense? He sent the flood and the people died but it wasn’t murder and he’s not a wizard so it wasn’t magic.

Hypothetically, if I blow up the Hoover dam and the ensuing flood kills people, I'm guilty of murder. Yes or no?

If you did that with the intention of killing people yes you murdered them. You broke God’s commandment thou shall not kill. That’s unlawful killing. God was not unlawful when he sent the flood. He’s God and upholds justice and those people who drowned in the flood were unlawful and died for it. God sent Jesus Christ and we’re forgiven through him and will not die.

So the babies that god drowned were unlawful? How so?

The human race was evil. Should he have let the babies be sacrificed to fake “Gods” by their parents? Should he have let them grown up in sin and evil? I’m just guessing. Idk but God knows what he is doing. He’s God and he made you as well so idk why you want to argue against him.

 

[ValerieYanez]

Yeah, well if the big bad wolf ate grandma why are grandmothers still around?

Stumped? lol....

Maybe now you can explain to me how the thousands of years old story of a catastrophic weeks long deluge of torrential rain got to every continent around the world in places that never heard about Noah if nothing happened?

Magic?

I know, your god makes no sense. Maybe now you'll realize it as well.

No what doesn’t make sense? He sent the flood and the people died but it wasn’t murder and he’s not a wizard so it wasn’t magic.

Hypothetically, if I blow up the Hoover dam and the ensuing flood kills people, I'm guilty of murder. Yes or no?

If you did that with the intention of killing people yes you murdered them. You broke God’s commandment thou shall not kill. That’s unlawful killing. God was not unlawful when he sent the flood. He’s God and upholds justice and those people who drowned in the flood were unlawful and died for it. God sent Jesus Christ and we’re forgiven through him and will not die.

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Jesus is God.

 

[undertherqadar]

I know, your god makes no sense. Maybe now you'll realize it as well.

No what doesn’t make sense? He sent the flood and the people died but it wasn’t murder and he’s not a wizard so it wasn’t magic.

Hypothetically, if I blow up the Hoover dam and the ensuing flood kills people, I'm guilty of murder. Yes or no?

If you did that with the intention of killing people yes you murdered them. You broke God’s commandment thou shall not kill. That’s unlawful killing. God was not unlawful when he sent the flood. He’s God and upholds justice and those people who drowned in the flood were unlawful and died for it. God sent Jesus Christ and we’re forgiven through him and will not die.

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Jesus is God.

 

[ValerieYanez]

No what doesn’t make sense? He sent the flood and the people died but it wasn’t murder and he’s not a wizard so it wasn’t magic.

Hypothetically, if I blow up the Hoover dam and the ensuing flood kills people, I'm guilty of murder. Yes or no?

If you did that with the intention of killing people yes you murdered them. You broke God’s commandment thou shall not kill. That’s unlawful killing. God was not unlawful when he sent the flood. He’s God and upholds justice and those people who drowned in the flood were unlawful and died for it. God sent Jesus Christ and we’re forgiven through him and will not die.

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Jesus is God.

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You are so quick to make fun of your creator and savior. Why do you think you’re alive? Where are you going when you die?

 

[Crixus]

The Word Became Flesh
1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2 He was with God in the beginning. 3 Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made. 4 In him was life, and that life was the light of all mankind. 5 The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.

The Holey trinity in other words.

 

[undertherqadar]

The human race was evil

that's what your sick demented religion teaches you

 

[undertherqadar]

Hypothetically, if I blow up the Hoover dam and the ensuing flood kills people, I'm guilty of murder. Yes or no?

If you did that with the intention of killing people yes you murdered them. You broke God’s commandment thou shall not kill. That’s unlawful killing. God was not unlawful when he sent the flood. He’s God and upholds justice and those people who drowned in the flood were unlawful and died for it. God sent Jesus Christ and we’re forgiven through him and will not die.

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Jesus is God.

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You are so quick to make fun of your creator and savior. Why do you think you’re alive? Where are you going when you die?

the goyim god isn't my god, and where will i go? same place as you

Ecclesiastes 9:5

For the living know they will die; but the dead do not know anything, nor have they any longer a reward, for their memory is forgotten.

 

[ValerieYanez]

The human race was evil

that's what your sick demented religion teaches you

Oh you think the hum

The human race was evil

that's what your sick demented religion teaches you

If you did that with the intention of killing people yes you murdered them. You broke God’s commandment thou shall not kill. That’s unlawful killing. God was not unlawful when he sent the flood. He’s God and upholds justice and those people who drowned in the flood were unlawful and died for it. God sent Jesus Christ and we’re forgiven through him and will not die.

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Jesus is God.

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You are so quick to make fun of your creator and savior. Why do you think you’re alive? Where are you going when you die?

the goyim god isn't my god, and where will i go? same place as you

Ecclesiastes 9:5

For the living know they will die; but the dead do not know anything, nor have they any longer a reward, for their memory is forgotten.

What’s goyim god? You are putting scriptures from the Old Testament and acting like the New Testament doesn’t exist. Jesus Christ came and gave us eternal life.